Re: Possible framing of Dir. Of Publ. Safety.

[Aaron Yates <mcmacladdie@xxxxxxxxx>]

--- William Labarbera <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> 
> To: Dark Jedi Council, Tater, United Vegetabe
> Empire, Shyfox, Carol Mongoose
> and other List Gutter Residents
> 
> Subject: Framing of our Beloved Dir. of Public
> Safety.
> 
> Item #1 - After much work, we of the Dark Jedi
> Council now beleive that
> Shadow was kidnapped. However the naked Riley
> pictures and the Valentine's
> Day Cards were planted by the evil Riley 'Shippers,
> however the Naked Martha
> Stewart was found to be Shadows. And so in concert
> with our Dark Master
> Jedi Sam, we are breaking out the weapons for the
> List Gutter Militia to
> hunt the Riley Shippers down. We have also enlisted
> the assistance of the
> Amazon Nation under Queen Gabrielle and her consort
> Xena to supply us with
> trackers since they have spotted small groups of
> Riley 'Shippers about the
> Woods Outback and to find the rest of their lairs,
> we will then send in the
> HoverTanks and Militia to root them out after
> destroying their main HQ. 

I would like to make it known that upon learning of
the situation, I have send a dispatch of my top SeeDs
out to aid in the search. Although Instructor Trepe
and Shiva were slightly miffed at their cuddling time
being interrupted, they agreed to lead the team. 
Please note that due to extenuating circumstances, no
replacement of any SeeD member can be made at the
time. We'll find those Riley Shippers however long it
takes!

Squall Leonhart
Commander in Cheif--SeeD
Balamb Garden

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