War with the UVE

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TO: Dark Jedi Council, Tater & the UVE, Shadow & Quin.

Subject: Broken relations with UVE over minor incident. 

Item #1: Tater, the loss of some of the Vampire Tomatoes should not 
cause an all-out war with the Dark Jedi. Those Tomatoes had gone 
beserk and allied with the Suicidal Killer Carrots. Any attempts to 
calm them down were fruitless (no pun intended <grin>). Our only 
recourse was to turn them into salad garishes and juice. 

Item #2: After relations have broken down, the Suicidal Killer Carrots 
and the Vampire Tomatoes have made constant (and fruitless, hehehe!) 
attacks against the Dark Jedi. We know have more then enough tomato 
and carrot juice and taco garnishes. Please reign your members in. 
Otherwise the Council will have no option but to unleash the Deadly 
Semi-Intelligent Juice Machines on the UVE to make juice out of them 
all. 

Item #3: We call on our Director of Public Safety and Chief of 
Security to put an end to this fruitless (God i love that expression 
<grin>) conflict before innocent members of the UVE are summarily 
juiced for consumption by the Amazons who have found a strong liking 
for JJ and Tomato or Carrot Juice. 


Bill 
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Returned to the Dark Side Dark Jedi Knight
Resident Gopher of the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback
Proud Card-Carrying Member of the Kill Captain Cardboard Club and 
GWBNS (Get Willow and Buffy Naked Society). Hey, it's a Way of Life!
Member #3 of the Hand of Chaos.