War on two fronts!

["B. Harvey" <honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: the Dark Jedi Council.
From: An Evil Bastard.
CC: Vice President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs, Directore 
of Public Safety, all other concerned parties.

Friends,
It appears that we find ourselves under attack from all sides, what 
with the Empire, W/O 'shippers, the decidedly untrustworthy VWZoL, and 
something called the "We're Glory's Bitch" faction, which has recently been 
spotted by EBA (Evil Bastard Agent) 9069 recently marching towards our 
Gutter from some place called "France" (don't ask, I've never heard of it 
either.) I suggest that you put aside those pesky "good" thoughts like 
compassion, mercy, human decency and retaliate with the most powerful 
weapons in the Gutter aresenal...yes, I speak of the dreaded Rabid Chihauhau 
Pack. I know, I know, we all promised that we'd never use them but as a 
wise man once said..."Damn, I'm choking on a peanut." I don't think I need 
to make myself any clearer.
Because of the severity of the situation and the always present desire 
to see a bunch of people get eaten by small animals the Evil Bastard Agency 
is more than willing to control (as it were) the Rabid Chihuahuas should we 
decide they need to be released.

I remain your faithful servant,

HonouredFool, Dark Jedi Master. Evil Bastard.

Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die
Then give you control.

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