Re: OT: to Tater a request for jungle juice,nude pictures,and x video tapes

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

At 04:19 AM 8/3/01 -0000, you wrote:
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> hey Tater
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> this is douglas the sasquatch and i have need of a favor.i need 
>you to send me a hundred gallons of spiked jungle juice in assorted 
>flavors via express mail.me and my friends have decided to celebrate 
>july 4th on august 4th since we had to bloody work on july 4th.Oh and 
>if you can swing it we would like several of the nude pictures of the 
>slayer and her redhead or the bard and the princess,hell if you can 
>find some send us the video tapes of them making out under the 
>waterfalls or in the hot water spring.We will pay you handsomely for 
>whatever you can send us


The jungle juice is on it's way. There are, of course, no video tapes of
anyone making out under the water fall because planting cameras there would
be wrong, and likely to get one mashed by a slayer or a warrior. If any
such tapes just happen to be included in your jungle juice shipment, we have
no idea how they got there, and had nothing to do with making them. Really.
We didn't tape anything. Especially if the slayer or the princess find out.

Note to self: Might be a good idea to remove the cameras for a while, just
in case.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)