FIC: Showdown in the Forest

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Showdown in the Forest

By Sam

Email: Shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx 
Disclaimer: Hey they belong to Joss not me, all that is mine is my 
insanity
Archive: Hey if you are archiving any of my stuff go for it 
otherwise just shoot me a email, I'll say yes
Pairing: a blonde rabbit and a red fox plus others almost to 
numerous to name
Thanx: To everyone for letting me use them in theses stories, you 
guys all rock, love ya and I hope got everyone in..
Notes: Yet again I tale my twisted self along with some company into 
the world of the woods outback, so as usually mischief and much 
parting pursue, oh yeah Buffy has a twin (Fluffy Rabbit) who shows 
up, now on with the Mayhem. Please for give my ramblings if they 
suck for they are the product of my demented mind, as always I love 
feedback so if ya feel like sending it fire away.
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Everybody had gathered at Froggy pond for the annual Summer BBQ and 
jungle Juice fest. The lounge lizards were on a makeshift stage 
playing a techno mix of Cure songs. The Silent Gopher and Samurai 
Ferret where tending the bar serving a mixture of Jungle Juice and 
Spike Kool Aid, with the Ferret occasionally using here Katana blade 
to slice the various fruits for the Jungle Juice.

Gus the Grizzly was getting some help from The mad dragon in Grilling 
some fresh salmon as a silver-back, who was know as Mad 
Hamlet watched the whole thing in amusement, and made the occasional 
comment about Fire and furry creatures not going hand in hand.

Most of the other inhabitants of the forest where busy watching Carol 
Mongoose and Melissa Wolf tear up the dance floor when the lounge 
lizards started playing a techno remix of Phantom of the Opera.  
Seeing this Sammy Koala took the opportunity to spike the Jungle 
Juice with some of Froggy Garicia's famous mushrooms.

Of to the Table to the Left Shadow was playing cards with the Gremlin 
and Two road runner, who where insisting the demented fruit bat was 
cheating on the grounds that she one the last hand with five Aces.  
At the table next to them Quin Eagle was talking to Phoen Tiger about 
how the border patrols where going and ensuring him that the Koala 
and Fruit bat didn't mean any harm when they would heckle the vampire 
teddy bear.

The red fox and her shy cousin where setting under a willow tree 
chatting with Alex, Faith, and Cordy when Buffy showed up with a 
blonde rabbit who looked almost like her.

"hey ya lover see you brought your twin with ya," replied the red fox.

"twin," questioned Xander and Anya in unison."

"Oh that right you haven't met my twin," Buffy replied to the two 
monkeys, "Xander, Anya meet Fluffy."

"Hi," replied Fluffy as she took a seat under the tree next to the 
Shy fox.

Later that day?.

Giles Owl sipped on some spiked jungle juice as he rocked back and 
forth in his rocker, "Well its like this, I was shot down over 
southern France, wow this jungle juice taste funny, well where was I, 
oh yeah me and snoopy where trapped behind enemy lines, we didn't now 
what to do, whoa look at all the pretty colors?.Well I looked at 
snoops and said hey snoops,?.I'm the walrus"

"You said I'm the walrus," asked a very confused silverback as he, 
the mad dragon, Rod coyote and the two road runners tried to decipher 
Giles bizarre ramblings.

Kimber looked over at her fellow roadrunner, "you know I think I 
liked getting taken to the cleaners in cards by shadow better."

"I didn't say I was a walrus, hey why are all your heads so big," 
replied Giles.

"Giles are you Okay?'

"Yeah I'm fine, never felt better oh where was I, oh yeah the red 
baron had shot me and snoopy down, the sky over southern France was a 
neon beige that day?."

Out on the dance floor?.

Carol mongoose and Melissa wolf had taken a break from dancing and 
found a nice quite corner to sit in and talk for a while, and all the 
attention was turned to the shy fox and Buffy's twin Fluffy as they 
cut up the floor doing a tango.

"Hey what are you doing," shouted the dread parrot Yoshi as he walked 
out on the dance floor.

"What are you talking about," demanded Fluffy.

"The dancing, I'm suppose to be dancing with the shy fox."

"Oh I see, there is only one way to settle this," Fluffy replied, "A 
duel."

Word of Yoshi and Fluffy's duel spread like wild fire and it wasn't 
long before a large crowd had gathered and The Koala, Gopher, Fruit 
bat, and Ferret where taking bets on the out come.

"Okay how bout Katana's," the dread parrot asked.

"Too sharp," replied Fluffy.

"Good point, how about wet noodles?"

"Nah don't like noodles, how bout silly string?"

"Can't Sammy and Alex used it all up ten minutes ago claiming that it 
would put out the fire on the grill."

"How about cards," Yoshi asked.

"Can't no opposable thumb, super soakers?"

"sounds good to me."

The shy fox sat next to her redheaded cousin and Buffy and watched as 
Fluffy and Yoshi faces of for there duel over her. Fluff dove across 
the ground and sprayed the super soaker at Yoshi. The parrot took 
off up into the sky narrowly escaping the water that splashed all 
over Rod Coyote and the two road runners.

He then returned fire, barely missing Fluffy but soaking Quin and 
Phoen in the process.

Fluffy related and soaked Sammy, Bill, and Kerry AKA samurai ferret.

Yoshi's next shot nailed The fruit bat and Gremlin, followed by 
Fluffy missing the dread parrot by a mile and soaking Alex, Cordy, 
and Faith.

After a few minutes of this Yoshi landed and looked at Fluffy both of 
their super soakers empty and everyone in the crowd soaked, "What 
now?"

"What do you mean, I'm still dry so I win," replied Fluffy as she 
swept up the Shy fox in her arms.

"Hey I didn't get wet either," Yoshi retaliated.

"Good point?bye now," replied Fluffy as she took of with the red fox.

Yoshi walked over to Bill, "did you see that?"

"Yeah sure did, want some Jungle Juice?"

The End

Well that's the end of my madness for now, hope you enjoyed it 
somewhat.