Re: FIC: Showdown in the Forest

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Sammy!!!!!!!!!!!
::Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!:: 

A very damp and grumpy badger here, badgers don't like being wet, and
Super Soakers are officially on the badger no-no list. 

This is not very nice having a showdown in the middle of everyone's
favorite club, (well it is the only club unless you count the biker dive
where most of the QSBWFA--MC hangs out.) it makes a mess and then we
have to wait for repairs and well you get the idea. 

I would suggest that next time send the parties involved outside, and
leave us kindly::choke::peace loving::gasp snicker::law abiding
citizens::breaks down laughing::......::finally regains composure:: are
left alone to enjoy the company we brought. 

It is hard to give you entire attention on you dates when someone is
running around yelling "Drown you parrot leach!" and spraying everyone
with a suspicious fluid. 

Next time I'm bringing the entire QSBWFA--MC auxiliary with me to be
sure these altercations are removed away from the more
horn...ah...romantic citizens to their scheduled threeso...ah
weeeelll...activities. 

I'm sure and the others understand my point. In other if another of my
dates gets interrupted by a duel, somebody is going to be very sorry. 

Good stuff friend Sammy, as you know there are many of us that anxiously
look forward to you Woods Outback stories. 
You've never disappointed us before and with this one you perfect record
is intact. 

Thanks for sharing your unique perspective with us, I'll be looking for
more very soon. 
TTFN 
Later
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot,
Pres. and co-Founder QSBWFA, 
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, part time trouble making
were-badger, 
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
The Middle Finger of The Hand of Chaos,
and the Yin to Shadow's Yang.) 
............................. 
Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!!! 
............................ 
{Proud Member}... BtVS Writers Guild....because Fiction makes anything
possible.