Re: Anne-Lise's Snippets (Edition 14)

[buffythebushkangaroo@xxxxxxxxxxx]

> Umm.... just backrubs

Oh... I suppose that's okay...

Anne-Lise,
On a high. :>

--

Willow sighed. "I can't believe your mom divorced your dad... And 
married mine."
"I know," Buffy moped. "I can't believe my dad remarried to a horse."
Willow consoled her sister-in-law. "He's really quite insane," she 
said.
"There you are!" Hank shouted from the doorway. "You're going to 
military school!"
"Yay!" Riley cheered from behind him.
Buffy rolled her eyes. "There's no way!"
"Yes way!" Hank countered.
"No way!" Buffy repeated.
"Way!" Hank responded stubbornly.
"No way!" Buffy reiterated.
"Way," Hank dissembled. "Unless you impress me with some motivation 
and direction in your life."
Riley frowned. "No way! That wasn't the deal!"
Hank gave him a Look. "Way!"
Buffy hit her head against the wall and left with Willow. "No way!"

*

"Station!" cried the big ugly troll dude.
Anya blinked. "Mommy?"
"Station!" the troll dude repeated, then split into two smaller 
versions of itself.
Xander smirked. "Hey, weird little troll creatures!"
Tara felt defensive. "Well, I think they're cute!"
"Station!" the little troll dudes agreed.
Xander stared at Tara. "You would. They look like you."
Tara squealed. "Hey!"
Xander shrugged. "Well, they do!"

*

Buffy grabbed the microphone. "And introducing Station's most 
bodacious creation, the good robot us's!"
The two robots lurched forward and gyrated their hips suggestively. 
The red-haired robot flipped up its skirt. The audience all 
went, "Oo."
"I programmed them myself," Willow admitted with pride brimming in 
her eyes.
"You did?" Buffy asked suspiciously. "Buffybot, what are your prime 
directives?"
The BuffyBot paused. "Serve the public trust, protect the innocent 
and uphold the law."
Buffy grinned. She knew Willow all too well. "Is that all?"
"No. Directive four is classified." The BuffyBot said reproachfully.
Buffy gave it a Slayer glare. "Override, code Willow SWB."
The BuffyBot assimilated the override code. "Directive four... Get 
jiggy with Willow."
"Hey!" Willow backpedalled. "I didn't program that!" *Dammit, how'd 
she know the code?*

*

"Bwahaha!" cried the evil dude. You lose, and your lives are 
forfeit. He shot Buffy and Willow with his big gun.
Buffy's ghost twirled her ethereal stake, and she rammed it through 
the large anthropomorphic skeleton that was approaching her. 
Suddenly, Buffy and Willow found themselves back in their bodies.
Buffy used the opportunity to do some martial arts on the evil dude.
"How?" he asked just before he died.
Willow stared in awe at Buffy. "You, like, totally nailed the grim 
reaper!"
"Yay me," agreed Buffy.
"You so totally rule."