FIC: Lunacy Comes Up and WACKS YOU WITH A HAMMER(More of a snippet actually.)

[Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx]

The blonde young woman eased open the door of her dorm room. 
Maybe just this once she'd be asleep. Just once, it could 
happen..really. It'd been so long since she'd been able to curl up 
early and she'd really appreaciate it if just this once her roomate 
was...

'You're late.'

Damn.


'I..uh..got lost.' The Slayer shrugged.

Her roomate was, as always, seated at her desk staring intently 
at her laptop computer. Studying..something. 

'The route I gave you was a simple one to follow.' The redhead 
sighed tapping at a few keys. 'It gave maximum coverage to the 
surrounding cemiterries using minimum time expenditure.'

The Slayer shrugged again. 'Well..as I said, I got lost.'

The wiccan spun in her chair till she was facing her roomate. 
The blonde's head was slighlty slumped, as if a tad guilty, but a tiny 
smirk still played about the edges of her lips.

'How could you get lost? It was a circle! A simple, easy to 
follow CIRCLE!!' The redhead demanded.

'I..dunno.' The Blond took off her jacket and flung it over one 
of the empty chairs.

'Pick that up.' The redhead said almost instintivily. The 
Blonde ignored her.

'It was so pretty outside.' The Slayer murmered falling back on 
the bed. 'Stars, stars, stars...occasional vampire getting in the way 
but you can make out the stars between them when they go all poof!'

'Vampires do not go 'poof'. They are reduced to ash when 
perforated with a weapon composed of wood.' The redhead muttered 
turning back to her computer.

'Beans make me go poof.' The blonde giggled.

The redhead rested her head in her hands briefly before getting 
back to the labors before her, illuminated on the screen of her 
laptop. 

'So.' The Blond beamed. 'I'm done with patrol. Sunnydale is 
reasonably safe for another evening. What do you want to do tonight 
Witch?'

With a quiet snarl the wiccan snapped her laptop shut and again 
spun in her seat to face her roomate. 'The same thing we do every 
night Blondie, try to take over the world!'

They're Blondie and The Witch
Blondie and the witch
One is a genius the other a bit of a glitch

To prove their natural power
They'll conquer in an hour 
They're Blondie, blondie and the Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch!


Authors notes: If Anne-Lisse can do Bill & Ted, I can do this. Nyeah!