Just in case any of you guys haven't got them yet, I put them up at my site, it's at *http://www.geocities.com/puppetoflove* It wont let me send the html so just copy and paste.
Regina
Regina
I think it's high time we started questioning the old fanfic clichés like "Grunt big for Daddy."
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From: "Kimber"
Reply-To: buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: "Hand of Chaos" , "BWW" , "BLW" , "WillowSlashFic" , "PopularSlash"
Subject: ::BuffyWantsWillow:: inspiration
Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2001 18:55:07 -0400
Greetings all. Just thought I'd pass on some inspiration for MORE FIC!!!!!!!! This is a list of one liner's I came across on the internet. Use them in a fic!! Now! Go! Scoot!!!
~~Kimber
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Dont me because I'm beautiful - me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!
Smile, everyone loves a moron.
My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Computer problems? Have you checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard?
The trouble with political jokes is - they get elected.
Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield
I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Sex is not the answer. is the question. Yes is the answer.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
Who puts those "Thin Ice" signs out there?
"I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait."
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
"Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it."
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
If I throw a stick, will you go away.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a , and only enough to run one at a time.
"Women might be able to fake s. But men can fake whole relationships."
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?
"There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about."
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
If you were any dummer, you'd have to be watered twice a week!
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you - it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.