Fic:Femvamp being silly

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Warning this story is a bit twisted. But hey. Its me writing it.



Title: Femvamp is being Silly again.
Disclaimer: Show not mine. Characters not mine. And I have the 
distinct impression Sanity isn't mine either.

"Everyone quite." Giles spoke loudly. "Everyone knows why we are 
here?"

"Yeah, yeah. " Spike snarled, "No one knows who to shag."

"Spike!" Buffy said angrily.

"As much as I hate to admit it. Deadboy Jr. is right." Xander 
smiled.

"Yes well." Giles coughed, "That is precisly the problem. We can't 
get any work done if we're all....if we all have our minds on 
inappropriate things."

"Hey a little horrizonal hop is good for the hear G." Faith smiled.

"Yes well."

"Come on with it Ripper." Ethan sat down on the floor next to Tara 
and Kate.

"Yes. Lets get this over with." Angel sat down accross from Spike.

"Fine." Giles looked around the room, "But first lets introduce Fred. 
She's new to the group."

"Hey Fred." Faith waves.

"Hi Fred." Willow smiled blushing slightly.

"And everyone already knows Kate and Gunn."

"Yup we've met." Xander smiled awkwardly at Gunn."

"Fine lets begin."

"Hey wait a minute, Who died and left you bottle master." Spike 
jumped up.

"I did. You have a problem with that." Buffy jumped up.

"No, no problem. Just make sure you don't put a weird spin on the 
thing and end up with the Slayer. we all know you have the hots for 
her." Spike muttered, "Then again you also have the hots for red and 
the whelp."

Giles blushed, "Tara why don't you spin the bottle first."

Tara looked nervously around, "Are you sure."

"Go ahead Tara." Willow smiled.

"Ok."

Tara spun the bottle as everyone else took their seets.

The bottle turned 

and turned

and turned

and turned

until......


TBC


(just kidding)

"Hey nice spinning Tara." Willow smiled.

"Well that's one fantasy of yours gone Red." Faith smiled as Spike 
stood up and kissed Tara on the lips.

"Remember the rules Spike." Buffy warned.

"Yeah yeah. No biting." Spike smiled and whispered into Tara's ear, 
"Unless you go for that of course."

Tara just blushed.

"Alright, who's next?" Faith asked.

"Me. Me." Xander got up and spun the bottle.

It turned.

and turned.

and turned.

until.....

"Oh jeeze. Dead boy. I guess its you and me."

"Stake me now." Angel rolled his eyes.

"Hey it won't be so bad, Fang. Xander is really good in the sack." 
Faith smiled.

"Well fine. But I won't promise he won't be dust in the morning."

Xander and Angel got up.

"I'm next." Anya got up and smiled at Oz. "I know who I want."

The bottle spun.

And spun

ANd spun.

"Cool. I did it." Anya smiled, "Come to momma."

Oz just shook his head and sat next to Anya.

"She must have cheated." Cordelia got up and spun.

The bottle spun

and spun 

and spun.

until......

"Fred?" 

"Well ummm. I didn't really want...."

"No its alright Fred. Hey your kinda cute." Cordelia smiled, 
"Besides I have a thing for dorks. No offense."

"None taken."


"Well who's left." Giles looked around the room.

"I guess me." Gunn got up and spun the bottle.

After a moment it stopped.

"Not bad." Gunn nodded to Wesley, "But I call top."

Wesley just laughed. 

"Who goes now?" Joyce laughed.

"Ladies first." Ethan smiled.

Joyce got up and spun the bottle until it landed....

"Well I'll be damned. I got a lady." Ethan smiled, "And I didn't 
have to cheat."

Joyce smiled and the two went into the kitchen to talk.

Kate spun the bottle next and it spun

and spun

and spun

until......

"Good going G-man." Faith smiled. "You got lady cop. And let me 
tell you. She a tiger."

"Well..."

"And Giles isn't so bad himself." Ethan laughed.

"Hey you're my man." Joyce smiled.

"Sorry m'lady."

"Well that leaves Faith, Buffy, Willow, and Oz." Giles smiled, "Who 
wants to spin."

"I'll spin." Faith got up.

"Don't kill the bottle Faith."

"Trust me." Faith twisted the bottle, "All it needs is a little 
English."

The bottle spun 

and spun

and spun.


.........................................................


bzzzzzzzzzzzzz


a hand came from underneath a bunch of covers and hit the snooze bar 
of an alarm.

"grrrrrr. I hate mornings." A voice muttered. "what a dream."

"uhhh."

"What the....."

"Hey Buffy." 

"Willow."

"That was fun. Can we do it again? This time I'm on top."