Season 6 Koala style

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Season six according to Sammy?

With the world premier taking place today I figured I will dispel all
rumors and give you Season six in my world?not there are no spoilers
contained because Joss refuses to listen to me, something about UPN
not being HBO, oh well here it goes Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season
Six, Sammy style.

Episode one: Willow Brings Buffy back from the grave. The spell is
more powerful than she intended and 
Joyce comes back to life and proceeds to make
everyone cookies and hot chocolate with 
marshmallows.

Episode two: Willow realizes her true feelings, leaves Tara and moves
in with Buffy. 

Episode three: Willow feels guilty about leaving Tara so she de-rats
Amy and introduces her to Tara.

Episode Four: Willow restores Buffy to her former self by giving her
several mind blowing orgasms. Tara and Amy get to know each other
much better.

Episode Five: Spike still obsessed with Buffy tries to hit on her and
is staked by Willow, Buffy rewards Willow with several nights of bliss.

Episode Six: Giles Moves back to England and Cordelia is appointed
the new watcher.

Episode Seven: Faith is released from prison and also placed under to
Cornelia, She immediately breaks the first rule of slaying, don't
sleep with your watcher.

Episode Eight: In order to have the slayers get along better Cordelia
puts on her watchers hat and orders a special training session also
know as a foursome foursome. Xander almost has a heart attack when he
finds out later what happened.

Episode Nine: Dru returns to Sunnydale, Seduces Xander and they run
off together. Anya feeling lonely hooks up with Tara and Amy.

Episode Ten: The musical episode, The Buffy cast do The Rocky
Picture horror show, Giles returns from England in a special guest
appearance to play Frank-N-Furter.

Episode 11: Giles returns to England, Cordy orders a special slayer
session to take everyone's minds off his departure.

Season end: Anya convinces Tara and Amy to join in the weekly special
sessions with The slayers and there lovers.

Well that?s it My version of BtVS season 6, now isn't that a lot nicer
than all those nasty accusations going around about what is gonna
happen, to bad the UPN and Fox 20th Century fox execs won't listen to me.