Re: Season 6 Koala style

["Melinda" <msantoyo@xxxxxxxxx>]

I wish it were all true!!<sigh>
Melinda
aka
Sp. Ops. Panda Mel
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>
To: <buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2001 8:56 PM
Subject: Season 6 Koala style


> Season six according to Sammy?
>
> With the world premier taking place today I figured I will dispel all
> rumors and give you Season six in my world?not there are no spoilers
> contained because Joss refuses to listen to me, something about UPN
> not being HBO, oh well here it goes Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season
> Six, Sammy style.
>
> Episode one: Willow Brings Buffy back from the grave. The spell is
> more powerful than she intended and
> Joyce comes back to life and proceeds to make
> everyone cookies and hot chocolate with
> marshmallows.
>
> Episode two: Willow realizes her true feelings, leaves Tara and moves
> in with Buffy.
>
> Episode three: Willow feels guilty about leaving Tara so she de-rats
> Amy and introduces her to Tara.
>
> Episode Four: Willow restores Buffy to her former self by giving her
> several mind blowing orgasms. Tara and Amy get to know each other
> much better.
>
> Episode Five: Spike still obsessed with Buffy tries to hit on her and
> is staked by Willow, Buffy rewards Willow with several nights of bliss.
>
> Episode Six: Giles Moves back to England and Cordelia is appointed
> the new watcher.
>
> Episode Seven: Faith is released from prison and also placed under to
> Cornelia, She immediately breaks the first rule of slaying, don't
> sleep with your watcher.
>
> Episode Eight: In order to have the slayers get along better Cordelia
> puts on her watchers hat and orders a special training session also
> know as a foursome foursome. Xander almost has a heart attack when he
> finds out later what happened.
>
> Episode Nine: Dru returns to Sunnydale, Seduces Xander and they run
> off together. Anya feeling lonely hooks up with Tara and Amy.
>
> Episode Ten: The musical episode, The Buffy cast do The Rocky
> Picture horror show, Giles returns from England in a special guest
> appearance to play Frank-N-Furter.
>
> Episode 11: Giles returns to England, Cordy orders a special slayer
> session to take everyone's minds off his departure.
>
> Season end: Anya convinces Tara and Amy to join in the weekly special
> sessions with The slayers and there lovers.
>
> Well that?s it My version of BtVS season 6, now isn't that a lot nicer
> than all those nasty accusations going around about what is gonna
> happen, to bad the UPN and Fox 20th Century fox execs won't listen to me.
>
>
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