Re: ::BuffyWantsWillow:: Re: OT-Where is the Love? -SPOILERS!!

["Melinda" <msantoyo@xxxxxxxxx>]

Very cute Anne-Lise
Had me rolling around the room!!:)
Melinda
aka
Sp. Ops. Panda Mel
----- Original Message ----- 
From: <buffythebushkangaroo@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 9:38 AM
Subject: Re: OT-Where is the Love? -SPOILERS!!


--- In buffywantswillow@y..., danspector@w... wrote:
> Six extremely depressed hours after "Flooded" aired.
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How to make things all better...

"Welcome to the Church of Whedon," the rotund cleric droned as she 
handed out incense. "This is the final resting place of all who have 
lost their faith. Please, take a pew at the end of Season 5."
Buffy swallowed. "Please... Can you tell me... what is the purpose 
of it all?"
"Verily," the cleric said in a whisper, "you doth seek the answers 
all who watched Flooded are asking... Why aren't you getting it on 
with Willow?"
"Yes," Buffy cried. "That's what needs to happen!"
The cleric pointed to her scriptures. "Before there can be a 
happiness in your series, there must be angst and pain. First for the 
characters, and yay dhave thou sufferest. But now for the viewers, 
who must put up with you lusting after Spike's washboard abs. 
However," she slammed shut her mighty tome. "Remember, the series 
will always end on a high note. Tara will die 'cos no-one really 
likes the miserable cow, and you will have to console Distraught 
Willow (tm), sending Spike's soul hurtling back into the infinite 
abyss of evil and returning a much-valued enemy to the fold."
"My god," Buffy breathed, not noticing Joss giggling at her from 
behind a curtain. "That's..."
"Brilliant," the cleric agreed.



How to make things all worse...

"So... That's what that thing does," Buffy said from Giles' mouth, 
as soon as she recovered from the initial bone-jarring shock. "And 
can I say... EWWWW!"
Giles glanced down at his Slayer body. "I think, yes. Yes... that 
pretty much sums it up."
"Hey guys," Willow greeted as she walked in on the shell-shocked 
pair. "What's..." She broke off as she stepped on an small object 
that shattered into a thousand pieces. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see 
that down there."
"No!" Buffy screamed.
Willow gaped as Buffy dropped to her knees and Giles fainted. 
"Hey," she whined with a tremor in her voice. "I said I was sorry."
Spike grinned from where he'd watched the whole 
spectacle. "Sweetums," he said to Giles-In-Buffy's-Body, "Finally we 
can be together! Brains... and a hot body! Mamma mia!"





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