Re: [Re: The Naked Gay Buffy Musical]

[Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>]

Greetings,

*BUFFY: Will I stay this way forever?
*When will I achieve orgasm? Never?

*SPIKE: I can help your grand endeavour! (Buffy just stakes him.)

Yes!




*

*DAVID: (sings) They got... my butt plug... out! 
*CROWD: (sings) We got his... butt... plug... out!
*BUFFY: (shouts) Ew!

Whoa.
Whoa! 
WHHHOOOAAA!!
That's enough thank you. You can stop ANY TIME YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE!!


*Its Buffy you adore...
*Its Buffy you adore...
*Its Buffy...

Hmm..using my incredible brain, stunning wit and godlike observational skills
I have reached the conclusion that SOMEONE doesn't like Tara.

But who could it be?
Who could this devilish master mind be?

Some things will always be a mystery.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet

There is only one thing that can damn me.
That can send me down in a swirling maelstrom of fire and pain.
And it is not the word of Man.
And it is not the lessons and rules of the Church, hypocrites every one.
And it is not the words of God, nor the judgements of Angels.
And it not a fair tribunal of my 'peers' that can find me guilty of crimes
immortal.
No. 
I can only be accused, judged and damned by my own Soul.
And I would never be so betrayed.

Mad-Hamlet