Re: End of the Year State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for 2001

["Christeen Demons" <Shyfox30@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> TO: All Department Heads; The United Vegetable Empire; and all other
> interested parties.
> FROM: The Director of Public Safety
> SUBJECT: End of the Year State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for
> 2001

2001, not one of my better years.:-) And here I thought it was going to be 
so cool, what with Hal coming in to play and all that...ah well.:)
> Item 1:
> Regarding 'misplaced', 'barrowed', and 'flat out stolen' property of the
> Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs. You guys know the 
> rules,
> if you sign it out of the property room you have to return it... and yes we
> do have samples of all of your collective known handwritings and we will be
> able to identify you even if you do use an alias. No matter what you guys
> think... I don't need to sign out 43 wet noodle launchers, so quit using my
> name all ready.

Uh, you don't? But how will you get the noodles into the 43 large pots of 
tomato sauce?

Among the currant "temporarily mislaid items" are Trizdel's
> 'cat-o-nine-tails' - he is the Gutter and Woods Outback chief interrogator
> and he needs his tools of the trade -

I swear I don't know where it is...but if I see it, I'll be sure to let you 
know.:-)

> Item 2:
> Relating to Quin's missing office chair - we have received conflicting
> reports that our Security Chief is not tied to his chair but to his desk.
> The report further indicates that he has been stripped down to his "Tweety"
> boxers and a pair of black socks. Either way I'm not going into his office
> to confirm that particular rumour... some things even "I" don't want to
> know. Volunteers to actually confirm this report are being sought... and
> yes-combat pay will be offered to actually go in there and look.

I'll be sure to avoid that part of the gutter the next time I fly over.:-)
> Item 4:
> The Koala meeting Joan Jett - that lucky so-n-so leaf gnawing tree climbing
> trouble-making Jedi Master... OVERGROWN TEDDY BEAR!!! At least he DID have
> the decency to send pictures if not actual video of the event and
> autographed CDs for his closet buds and twin. Not that any of us are 
> bitter
> about him getting to meet Joan Jett or anything... nope we're happy for the
> gloating little leaf-napper, really we are.

Now is that cool, or is that cool...think If I bribed him enough he'd send 
me his autographed copy? Nah, I didn't think so either.:-)
> Item 7:
> Why is there a Ford Model-T sitting on top of the Magic Box in Sunnydale 
> >Proper??

I told Mr Welles not to park it there again! Ah well, guess I'll have to 
move it.:-) And with that said, back to your regularly scheduled fan fic.

Speaking of which...

Yes, I was gone, on a much needed and deserved vacation. Maine is cold and 
wintery, I'm glad to be back in cold and not so wintry Florida.:-) Updates 
should be out...just as soon as I get the chance...boy the holidays are sure 
busy, but I do have a chapter of Fever already half finished so...who knows, 
could be sooner than I think.:-) Anyways, glad to be flying around the old 
gutter again.:-) It's good to be home.

The Archangel, shyfox


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