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Re: End of the Year State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for 2001



Item 1:
Also Listmum is STILL
missing! If anyone has seen her throw a large butterfly net over her and
call security - some of her listkids are beginning to forget what she looks
like.  
hehe. not missing. just slightly caught up in real life affairs. What?Don't believe me?? Forgetting what I look like? Well. . .you can see the attached picture for proof!! And no, you can't print out the picture, cut my girlfriend out and hang her on the dartboard for target practice. Do you have any idea how short a redhead's temper is???? This goes especiallyfor the Phantom Chipmunk and the silver-tongued wolf. Please, there's plenty of me to go around. Y'all just have to work in shifts. ::evil grin::




Item 1 Supplement:
There is a reward for the return of the fire extinguisher - it is needed to
dampen the "enthusiasm" of certain Silently Panicky Gopher's toward certain
Cute Office Assistants who like to miss use the mailroom after hours...
please stop sending the copier machine photos to Trizdel's office. He
doesn't need to see things like that - he is a young and semi-impressionable
silver-tongued wolf.

I have it on good authority that the silver-tongued wolf isn't as impressionable as y'all may think. AND I have the scares to prove it ::grin::


Item 7:
Why is there a Ford Model-T sitting on top of the Magic Box in Sunnydale
Proper??

my bad. I was wondering where I left that after the Gutter New Years party. Have a few dozen jungle juice shots and the memory just sneaks out to lunch on ya. Besides, can I help it if the ever so irrisistable Phantom Chipmunk wasn't cooperating with me at the Scenic Overlook? I had to park the car SOMEWHERE to insure that she didn't escape from my cozy lil back seatbuilt for two. ::snicker::



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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><TT>Item 1:<BR>Also Listmum is 
STILL<BR>missing!&nbsp; If anyone has seen her throw a large butterfly net 
over her and<BR>call security - some of her listkids are beginning to forget 
what she looks<BR>like.&nbsp; </TT></DIV><TT></TT></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<DIV><TT>hehe.&nbsp; not missing.&nbsp; just slightly caught up in real life 
affairs.&nbsp; What?&nbsp; Don't believe me??&nbsp; Forgetting what I look 
like?&nbsp; Well. . .you can see the attached picture for proof!!&nbsp; And 
no, you can't print out the picture, cut my girlfriend out and hang her on the 
dartboard for target practice.&nbsp; Do you have any idea how short a 
redhead's temper is????&nbsp; This goes especially for the Phantom Chipmunk 
and the silver-tongued wolf.&nbsp; Please, there's plenty of me to go 
around.&nbsp; Y'all just have to work in shifts.&nbsp; ::evil 
grin::</TT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><FONT face=Garamond color=#008080 
size=3></FONT><BR><BR>Item 1 Supplement:<BR>There is a reward for the return 
of the fire extinguisher - it is needed to<BR>dampen the "enthusiasm" of 
certain Silently Panicky Gopher's toward certain<BR>Cute Office Assistants who 
like to miss use the mailroom after hours...<BR>please stop sending the copier 
machine photos to Trizdel's office.&nbsp; He<BR>doesn't need to see things 
like that - he is a young and semi-impressionable<BR>silver-tongued 
wolf.</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><FONT face=Garamond color=#008080 
size=3></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"></TT><TT>I have it on good authority thatthe 
silver-tongued wolf isn't as impressionable as y'all may think.&nbsp; ANDI 
have the scares to prove it ::grin::</TT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<DIV><TT>Item 7:<BR>Why is there a Ford Model-T sitting on top of the Magic 
Box in Sunnydale<BR>Proper??<BR></DIV></TT><TT></TT></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<DIV><TT>my bad.&nbsp; I was wondering where I left that after the GutterNew 
Years party.&nbsp; Have a few dozen jungle juice shots and the memory just 
sneaks out to lunch on ya.&nbsp; Besides, can I help it if the ever so 
irrisistable Phantom Chipmunk wasn't cooperating with me at the Scenic 
Overlook?&nbsp; I had to park the car SOMEWHERE to insure that she didn't 
escape from my cozy lil back seat built for two.&nbsp; ::snicker::</TT></DIV>
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