Party in the UVE

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: Everyone
From: The United Vegetable Empire
Subject: Homecoming party

The head of the UVE, after an extended absence with limited net and email
access, has now returned to her Empire. In celebration, the UVE is throwing
a party. All are invited. The party is at the bonfire in front of the
Veggie palace. You can't miss it. Just follow the smell of roasting Riley
shippers. We've trucked in several tankers of spiked jungle juice for the
occasion, just bring your own mug and go by the trucks for a fill-up. Nude
dancing is encouraged, especially for Slayers and Wiccans. Oh, and could we
please try to limit the amount of livestock that ends up on the palace roof?
It's hard to get a cow off the roof when you have a JJ hangover and goats
tend to eat the shingles.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)