Re: Party in the UVE

["oom00nstar" <Hhdouglas@xxxxxxx>]

--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Tater <tater@h...> wrote:
> TO: Everyone
> From: The United Vegetable Empire
> Subject: Homecoming party
> 
> The head of the UVE, after an extended absence with limited net and 
email
> access, has now returned to her Empire. In celebration, the UVE is 
throwing
> a party. All are invited. The party is at the bonfire in front of 
the
> Veggie palace. You can't miss it. Just follow the smell of 
roasting Riley
> shippers. We've trucked in several tankers of spiked jungle juice 
for the
> occasion, just bring your own mug and go by the trucks for a fill-
up. Nude
> dancing is encouraged, especially for Slayers and Wiccans. Oh, and 
could we
> please try to limit the amount of livestock that ends up on the 
palace roof?
> It's hard to get a cow off the roof when you have a JJ hangover and 
goats
> tend to eat the shingles.
> 

what about buffalos and elephants can we put them on the palace 
roof.we can build a wooden ramp for them to use to get up there and 
after they are on the roof we can tear the ramp down and use it for 
the bonfire
> 
> tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)