Re: Party in the UVE

["oom00nstar" <Hhdouglas@xxxxxxx>]

--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Tater <tater@h...> wrote:
> At 06:01 AM 1/29/02 -0000, you wrote:
> >--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Tater <tater@h...> wrote:
> >> TO: Everyone
> >> From: The United Vegetable Empire
> >> Subject: Homecoming party
> >> 
> >> The head of the UVE, after an extended absence with limited net 
and 
> >email
> >> access, has now returned to her Empire. In celebration, the UVE 
is 
> >throwing
> >> a party. All are invited. The party is at the bonfire in front 
of 
> >the
> >> Veggie palace. You can't miss it. Just follow the smell of 
> >roasting Riley
> >> shippers. We've trucked in several tankers of spiked jungle 
juice 
> >for the
> >> occasion, just bring your own mug and go by the trucks for a 
fill-
> >up. Nude
> >> dancing is encouraged, especially for Slayers and Wiccans. Oh, 
and 
> >could we
> >> please try to limit the amount of livestock that ends up on the 
> >palace roof?
> >> It's hard to get a cow off the roof when you have a JJ hangover 
and 
> >goats
> >> tend to eat the shingles.
> >> 
> >
> > what about buffalos and elephants can we put them on the palace 
> >roof.we can build a wooden ramp for them to use to get up there 
and 
> >after they are on the roof we can tear the ramp down and use it 
for 
> >the bonfire
> 
> 
> Well, buffaloes we'll allow. As long as you come back and get them 
down
> later. Elephants, no. We're not sure the structural integrity of 
the roof
> is up to that. We don't want them falling through and ending up in 
the
> Imperial hot tub. We have other plans for the hot tub. 
> 
Uh Tater, I am afraid that most grown buffalo weigh about half of
what an elephant does and there is a rather large herd of them 
heading down there.I contacted them last night and the herd leader 
Ramdrool said they would love to get on the palace roof and 
dance.I strongly suggest you reinforce the roof and the pillars 
and walls holding it up because Ramdrool is known to ram cars and
buidlings when she doesnt get her way and the herd will be right 
with her.Sorry

> 
> tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)