Re: Re: Party in the UVE

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

At 06:01 AM 1/29/02 -0000, you wrote:
>--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Tater <tater@h...> wrote:
>> TO: Everyone
>> From: The United Vegetable Empire
>> Subject: Homecoming party
>> 
>> The head of the UVE, after an extended absence with limited net and 
>email
>> access, has now returned to her Empire. In celebration, the UVE is 
>throwing
>> a party. All are invited. The party is at the bonfire in front of 
>the
>> Veggie palace. You can't miss it. Just follow the smell of 
>roasting Riley
>> shippers. We've trucked in several tankers of spiked jungle juice 
>for the
>> occasion, just bring your own mug and go by the trucks for a fill-
>up. Nude
>> dancing is encouraged, especially for Slayers and Wiccans. Oh, and 
>could we
>> please try to limit the amount of livestock that ends up on the 
>palace roof?
>> It's hard to get a cow off the roof when you have a JJ hangover and 
>goats
>> tend to eat the shingles.
>> 
>
> what about buffalos and elephants can we put them on the palace 
>roof.we can build a wooden ramp for them to use to get up there and 
>after they are on the roof we can tear the ramp down and use it for 
>the bonfire


Well, buffaloes we'll allow. As long as you come back and get them down
later. Elephants, no. We're not sure the structural integrity of the roof
is up to that. We don't want them falling through and ending up in the
Imperial hot tub. We have other plans for the hot tub. 


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)