OT: Out of Hibernation and With News and Some Blame

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To: All Interested Gutter Officials and Any Other Interested Gutter and
Woods Outback Denizens
From: The President of the QSBWFA, and Part-Time Trouble Making
Were-Badger
Subject: The Return of the Kombat Koala and The Were-Badger's Return
from Hibernation
::A dark an hulking figure dressed entirely in black leather with
shinning chrome chains, appears from the shadows and slinks stealthily
to the microphone::
<achem>
"sibilants sibilants, is this thing on? Oh ok"
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Hi y'all,
Ok guys I figured I'd give you some welcome news (at least I consider it
great news). 

Our good friend, jungle juice pal and all round beloved Kombat Koala is
de to be released by the evil adults within a few days, or as he said he
is now a single digit midget, which is military speak for less then 10
days left. 

So this means our woods outback and adjacent gutter area will once again
be graced by the King of mayhem and purveyor of enthralling tales, the
Dark Jedi and slightly vampire Koala Sammy!!!!

This also means that the Jungle Juice production has been doubled and
all the Oompa Loompas that are supposed to be working at the J.J.
factory, since being repossessed from the Willy Wonka bankruptcy
auction, will be working double time and a half until further notice. 

So certain Gutter civil servants (and we know who you are) will have to
return the ones they "borrowed" and will have to go back to using
depressed Riley and Oz shippers for their grunt work. 

I know it will constitute a hardship for you as the Riley/Oz shippers
are notoriously dense and often have to be retrained after every lunch
break, but it is necessary during this time of crisis.

Also there must be a committee formed, in order to properly disorganize
any plans for a Welcome Home celebration in honor of our much missed
comrade and fellow Gutter resident.

Now for the other news, due to a sudden attack by the Kombat Koala on
the funny bone of a certain but unnamed were-badger, and part time
writer, which resulted in a large quantity of a carbonated and high in
sugar beverage being spewed all over the poor unsuspecting writer's
keyboard, there has been a delay in the ongoing chapters of "Revelations
and Realizations". 

At least until the new keyboards that have been ordered are delivered to
the were-badger humble abode. There has been two ordered in case of
another sneak attack by the sneaky Koala, or in case the were-badger's
room mates/playmates, the Dark Bunny Slayer, and the Cheerleading
Peacock, become over boisterous at inappropriate time again.

However there are four, well actually 31/2, chapters completed and ready
for the wondrous and mystical Beta-Wizard Cheryl of the Hill to work her
mysterious magikal ways on them. Then they will be posted to the list in
honor of the were-badger's friend and fellow agent of Chaos' return from
the land of evil grown ups, and overly affectionate scorpions and
cobras. 

They will appear shortly after the infamous Sammy has had time to remove
the last vestiges of sand from all those strange and unusual places were
the Goddess never intended sand to be. 

I can only hope that one or two of you will see this as good news, and
actually want to see the end of this book and maybe even the next book
in this series. For those other of discerning taste please bear with me,
I do promise much B/W smoochies and other rather heated action as
well.<beg>

Well that is all I have for now, and so I will once again I will sink
back into the dark mysterious reaches of the woods outback bogs of doom
and return to my dark machinations, for the reign of Chaos that I know
will soon return to the lower gutter reaches. Farewell for now remember
you were warned::insert maniacal laughter accompanied by the sound of
chains jingling and the ringing of a small brass bell here::<as a dark
hulking beast slinks away to disappear into the shadows, followed
shortly by feminine giggling and the roar of a motorcycle fading off
into the night>

Be afraid be very afraid!!!!!!!!

You are now returned to your regularly scheduled
fics.::Mwahahahahahahaha!::
TTFN

Later,
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot, 
Pres. and co-Founder QSBWFA,
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, 
part time trouble making were-badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
The Middle Finger of The Hand of Chaos,
The Yin to Shadow's Yang
The Child Satan Always Wanted,
And Avid Supporter of the Kombat Koala.)
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