Gutter Wars 1: The Search for the Koala

["Shadow" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx>]

Samuel -

You there... have you been recaptured and replaced with a sea-sponge... er I
mean an adult. I always get those two confused... they both have that
glazed over look in their eyes when confronted with something fun like
boogie board in the Big Pond in the Woods Outback with your buds... or naked
hacker pouncing and purring.

So.... Have you been recaptured and replaced with a sea-sponge? Or should
we just send in the commando squad to have a long talk with your ISP and/or
the evil adults you work for?? Enquiring mischief-makers and mayhem
spreaders want to know??

You should have been back with your buds Saturday at the latest it is now
Wednesday Eastern Time - that is not good. :: Reaching over to hit the
large 'red' panic button that will unleash the Gutter Commando Squad and
Catholic Girl School Panty Raiders lose upon the unsuspecting world. ::

Shadow -

Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECoLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper. Vampire Teddy
Bear and Flying Fox of the Woods Outback. The Big Bad and Little Comma.
Mistress of Mischief, corruptor of the innocent, tormentor of Quindolyn.
Founding Member of GWBNS - Hey, its a way of life! Dark MIstress of
Weirdness. Yang to Alex's Yin. Charter Member of the Hand of Chaos, member
of the Order of the Silver Claw of the Highland Werewolves of Gaia. Member
of the Questionably Sane Biker Were-Folk Assn. {QSBWFA}

"I do not brood... I reflect." - Unnamed Vampire Teddy Bear 03/2002

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