Re: Gutter Wars 1: The Search for the Koala

[keeper444@xxxxxxxxx]

To: The Director of Public Safety, and all other concerned Gutter
residents.
From: The President of the QSBWFA

As the President and co-Founder of the QSBWFA, I can assure you that I
and all other members have been put on alert status, and are ready to
roll at a moments notice, in order to aid the search for the missing
Kombat Koala.

I have heard that the Oompa Loompas are going to halt all Jungle Juice
production until our intrepid Koala is located and brought home to open
the ceremonial first keg! This is serious folks! The situation must be
addressed!

I believe it is time for us to band together and petition the Slayer and
Hacker as well as the resident Amazons to also join the search (clothing
optional).8-)

Thank you for your kind attention. We now return you to your regularly
scheduled Fics.
TTFN

Later
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot, 
Pres. and co-Founder QSBWFA,
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, 
part time trouble making were-badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
The Middle Finger of The Hand of Chaos,
The Yin to Shadow's Yang
The Child Satan Always Wanted,
And Avid Supporter of the Kombat Koala.)
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