OT: HOLIDAYS (Humour)

["LaBarbera, William" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Some humour to help you get thru the holiday shopping!!!

Bill Gopher

-----Original Message-----
From: Jackson, Troy 
Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 9:50 AM
To: Mennuto, Stan; Beyer, Steven; Thompson, Ephraim; Cabarcas, Jennifer;
Gardner, Sam; Korkos, William; LaBarbera, William; Losada, Daniel;
Louie, Michelle

Subject: FW: HOLIDAYS

> >15 Things to do at a store while your partner is taking their sweet 
> >time...
> >
> >
> >(Great now the holiday season shopping is about to start !)
> >
> >
> >
> >1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when 
> >they aren't looking. 
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
> >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
> >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3
> in housewares,' and see what happens.
> >5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 
> >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
only 
> >invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
> >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why 
> >can't you people just leave me alone?" 
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
> pick your nose.
> >10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he 
> >knows where the anti-depressants are. 
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission 
> >Impossible'. 
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.
> >13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK
> ME! PICK ME !!"
> >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal 
> >position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of 
> >toilet paper in here !!"