Repost: On Occasions 04- Gazebo

[Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>]

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I+IBk-m not making any money off of this, and I promise to return Buffy and
Willow after I+IBk-m done with them, none the worse for wear, but with strange
satisfied smiles on their faces+ICY

Rating:
NC-17, and I ain+IBk-t kidding! +IBw-The song is by the Barenaked Ladies, which
will be an apt description of Buffy and Willow before the story+IBk-s end, if
you know what I mean.

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Summary:
What+IBk-s the best thing about having a lover+IBk-s spat? Making up afterward.

On Occasion; In the Park
By Kirayoshi

It+IBk-s been One Week since you looked at me,
Turned your head to the side and said, +IBw-I+IBk-m angry.+IB0
Five days since you laughed at me,
Said, +IBw-Get back together, come back and see me.+IB0
Three days since the living room,
You realized it+IBk-s not my fault but only too soon.
Yesterday you just looked at me,
You said, +IBw-It+IBk-ll still be two days +IBg-til I say I+IBk-m sorry.+IB0
-Barenaked Ladies
+IBw-One Week+IB0


She+IBk-s on her regular Wetherly Park patrol it happens. Three of them gang up
on her. Their faces are dark, contoured into hideous grins, eyes yellow,
claws and fangs bared. Each of them has the strength of ten men, and no soul.
They gang up on the small blonde girl. One small unassuming blonde.

They don+IBk-t stand a chance.

She launches herself into a flurry of kicks, punches and jabs. The first one
who dares to lay hands on her takes a stake to the chest, exploding in a cloud
of ash instantly.

And I+IBk-m hiding behind a tree nearby, with the best view of the show.

Goddess, she+IBk-s so beautiful in action. Or still. Or smiling at me. Or
naked, her body responding in convulsions when I sent her over the edge-

Geez, Willow, one-track-mind much?

When did it happen? When did our lives get so complicated? When did I get
positively addicted to her laugh, to her touch, to her kisses?

Why did she stop talking to me?

I knew the answer to that last one; it+IBk-s been a week since that situation
with Spike. One week since Oz and Cordy caught me and Xander kissing. One
week since Buffy heard about the kiss, and she hadn+IBk-t spoken to me since.

I have to face her. I have to make this right.

I have to get my Buffy back.

How+IBk-s this for crazy; I+IBk-m more worried about losing Buffy than I was at
the prospect of losing my boyfriend. Okay, I guess ex-boyfriend+IBk-s more
accurate at this point. I didn+IBk-t go after him after Xander, and judging
from his reaction, I+IBk-d pretty much say it was over.

I kinda regret that, but I+IBk-d hate myself more if my kiss cost me Buffy.

I go back to watching Buffy finish the remaining two vampires. 
Buffy-watching. This could be the next great national pastime. Maybe replace
baseball. At least for me.

She kicks the second vamp hard in the solar plexus (at least I think it was
the solar plexus. I was never quite sure where the solar plexus was, but the
way he doubled over in pain, it sure looked like a solar plexus hit), when the
third one jumps her from behind.
She+IBk-s too busy concentrating on the vamp, she doesn+IBk-t even see his
partner. The third vamp grabs her by the shoulders, restraining her so she
can+IBk-t get any leverage. She thrashes around, keeping him from biting her,
but I see her sweating. She+IBk-s tiring, and the vamp isn+IBk-t letting her go.

I+IBk-m afraid. She+IBk-s in trouble, and I don+IBk-t want to lose her. Not
after+ICY

Say it, Wills, not after I fell in love with her.

Hell, not after she and I became lovers.

Yep, that+IBk-s right, lovers. As in naked, sleeping together (although
sleeping wasn+IBk-t our primary activity. Ooh, bad Willow, bad evil Willow!). 
And now, she+IBk-s being beaten by a vampire. I have to stop the vamp, buthow?
All I can do right now is float a pencil!

Float a pencil.

I pull a pencil out of my purse, place it on the ground in front of me and
concentrate. The pencil rises slowly, until it+IBk-s at about chest level. 
Okay, students, let+IBk-s try something new and exciting. I channel all my
energy and concentration into the pencil, and into the chest of the vampire
that was trying to kill my Buffy.

The pencil flies like a bullet, straight into the vamp+IBk-s chest.

Buffy collapses to the ground and I rushed to her side. +IBw-Buffy! Are you
okay?+IB0 

Buffy scrambles to her feet, trying to shake off my hands as I try to steady
her. +IBw-I+IBk-m fine, Wills, just dandy.+IB0 She looks around, at the remains of
the three vamps. +IBw-What happened to that last one?+IB0

+IBw-I happened to him.+IB0 She looks at me like I+IBk-m suddenly turning violet.

+IBw-How+IBk-d you do that? I mean, thanks, but how?+IB0

+IBw-I floated a pencil at him.+IB0 She looks at me skeptically. I amend that
last statement; +IBw-At high speed.+IB0 She blinks. Good, I have her attention. 
+IBw-Hey, it+IBk-s pointy, it+IBk-s made of wood, it fulfills the requirements for
being a stake, it worked!+IB0

Buffy shakes her head, and makes it to her feet, facing me. +IBw-I guess that
one+IBk-s a keeper. Thanks Wills.+IB0 She brushes the vamp dust from her pants,
totally unaware of the effect this has on me. +IBw-I+IBk-d better be getting
home. Mom+IBk-ll be worried if I don+IBk-t report in, y+IBk-know.+IB0 Sheturns
away from me, and starts for her home.

But I won+IBk-t let her go that easily. +IBw-Buffy!+IB0

I+IBk-m surprised by the volume of my voice, and judging from the startled look
on her face, so+IBk-s Buffy. +IBw-Buffy,+IB0 I lower my voice, but my resolve face
is still in full force. +IBw-You can+IBk-t just walk away from me. We need to
talk about this- this thing between us.+IB0

+IBw-Thing?+IB0 Buffy asked me innocently enough. +IBw-I wasn+IBk-t aware of any
+IBg-thing+IBk between us. I thought we were totally thing-free here.+IB0

Was Buffy trying to hurt me with that statement, or did she just not get what
I was talking about? I+IBk-m going with the latter; less painful that way. 
+IBw-I+IBk-m talking about us, Buffy. You haven+IBk-t spoken to me for thelast
week, ever since that run-in with Spike.+IB0

+IBw-Yeah,+IB0 Buffy gives me this sour look. She+IBk-s gonna be a hard sell. 
+IBw-Ever since you and Xander swapped spit!+IB0

+IBw-Buffy, it wasn+IBk-t like that!+IB0

+IBw-Oh? Your lips were on his, how should I translate that?+IB0

+IBw-What about you and Angel?+IB0

She opens her mouth, and shuts it again. Oh yeah, I have her. I move in for
the kill. +IBw-You could have trusted me, you could have told me that he was
back. But you decided to keep him your little secret.+IB0

Buffy rolls her eyes and sighs deeply. +IBw-I know. And I+IBk-m sorry about
that. But nothing happened between me and Angel. And nothing+IBk-s ever gonna
happen. First, it+IBk-s too dangerous for us, you know that, curse and all. 
Second+ICY God, I don+IBk-t even know why I+IBk-m doing this! You don+IBk-t even
want to be here, do you? Isn+IBk-t Xander waiting for you?+IB0

I flinch briefly then I regain my composure, not wanting her to see how much
that last crack hurt. It doesn+IBk-t work. Lucky me. When she sees me
flinching her eyes become less angry, her expression less severe. +IBw-Oh
Willow, I+IBk-m sorry, that was low. I didn+IBk-t mean it that way+ICYgHQ

+IBw-Shh,+IB0 I offer my hand to her, and slowly, she accepts. +IBw-It+IBk-s okay. 
That is the real thing that+IBk-s hanging between us, and you deserve to know
the truth.+IB0 I see her hesitate slightly, but I hold her hand tighter. 
+IBw-Please, Buffy. I want to tell you.+IB0

Buffy looks at me with those warm hazel-blue eyes of hers. Gods she is so
beautiful!

+IBw-Okay, Wills,+IB0 she answers calmly. +IBw-I+IBk-m listening.+IB0

+IBw-Buffy,+IB0 I start slowly. I don+IBk-t want to risk saying the wrong words. 
+IBw-I guess the main thing was that I was scared. Not of Spike, well not any
more than I+IBk-m usually scared of him, but of me. I mean suddenly I+IBk-m
making out with my best friend, my best female friend, and I wasn+IBk-t sure how
much of a freak that made me.+IB0

+IBw-Willow, you+IBk-re not+ICYgHQ

+IBw-Buffy, please let me finish. I was afraid. I said that, right? WellI
was. Afraid of doing something that would make you not like me, afraid of
going too far, or not far enough, afraid of what my parents would think, what
Xander and the others would think, what Oz would think+ICY-I was afraid. And
confused, don+IBk-t forget that one, that+IBk-s a biggie. I mean, was I gay, or
just not too picky?

+IBw-When Xander and I were alone in the warehouse+ICY-and earlier in the library,
I guess+ICYgHQ Buffy glares briefly when I mention that moment, but she keeps
quiet. Thank Goddess! +IBwgJg-I was trying to deal with those issues. I
needed to know how much I had changed. I needed to know+ICY-I needed to know if
I still liked boys. Y+IBk-know? And besides, Spike scared us both, a whole
lot. So those two times, and he leaned in to kiss me+ICY-well, I let him.+IB0

I watch Buffy+IBk-s face intently, searching for any clues that she would blow
up at me. She stays level, calm, and perhaps a little sympathetic. +IBw-Ihad
to, Buffy. I had to know if my old childhood crush was still there. I hadto
know how much our time together recently had changed me.+IB0

Buffy lowers her eyes, making her expression difficult to read. +IBw-So
what+IBk-s the verdict, Wills? Did he do anything for you?+IB0

I took her chin in my hand and raise her face to mine. I have to see those
lovely eyes when I tell her. +IBw-Nothing, Buffy. Nothing at all.+IB0 I smile
when I see her let go of her breath, when I hear her relieved sigh. +IBw-And
it+IBk-s not just that I got over him, Buffy. It+IBk-s because I know now the
truth.+IB0 I took her face in my hands. +IBw-I love you. Buffy Summers, I+IBk-m
in love with you. There+IBk-s no other way to say it. If that makes me gay,
then I guess that means I+IBk-m gay.+IB0

It+IBk-s ten seconds later and I hear no response from Buffy. Maybe it+IBk-s time
for me to worry+ICY

+IBw-Look Buffy, you don+IBk-t have to return my love, that+IBk-s not a problem. I
just don+IBk-t want to lose you as a best friend, because that would be bad
an-MMPH!+IB0

I would continue on in babble mode, but it+IBk-s kinda difficult to talk when
Buffy+IBk-s luscious lips are affixed to mine. Of course, at this point, who
cares?

She slowly moves back and looks at me. Her eyes, which were accusing not five
minutes ago, are now wide with wonder. Her mouth, clenched with anger before,
is now wide and smiling. +IBw-I told you the first reason why it+IBk-s over
between me and Angel, because of his curse.+IB0 She leans in, and I feel her
breath on my face. Ooh, I am getting so turned on now! +IBw-I didn+IBk-t tell
you the second reason.+IB0

+IBw-And what+IBk-s that?+IB0

Her smile becomes a little more wicked. Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun. 
+IBw-Because there+IBk-s someone else now.+IB0

+IBw-Anyone I know?+IB0 I tease her. I know, shameless, but I can+IBk-t resist.

+IBw-Well,+IB0 she teases back, +IBw-she+IBk-s a bit of a computer nut, shehas a
ten-thousand watt smile and short red hair, and she+IBk-s standing about two
inches away from me.+IB0

+IBw-Hmm, that narrows the field a bit.+IB0

+IBw-That was your cue to shut up and pucker up, Willow,+IB0 she growls
wolfishly. I stop talking and allow her lips to claim me. She+IBk-s claiming
me, taking me, making me her own. I let her willingly. I want, more than
I+IBk-ve ever wanted anything in my life, to be hers.

Her lips are soft on mine, her hands tight around my waist. Her mouth slowly
opens, her tongue touching the seam between my lips-Knock, knock, Willow, can
I come in?

Of course you can! I open my mouth and now our tongues are moving, dancing
against each other, slowly, oh so slowly+ICY

+IBw-Buffy,+IB0 I reluctantly break off the kiss (somehow I doubt that my
suffocating in mid-kiss would be all that romantic a gesture, maybe I+IBk-m
being picky, I dunno+ICY). +IBw-If this is gonna lead to where I hope it leads,
maybe we should head back to my place.+IB0

Buffy looks around, and I+IBk-m getting the same sense of urgency from her that
I feel at this time. I want her, and I sense that she wants me. Knowing that
is making me hotter than a+ICY-well, a really hot thing.

Okay, so I+IBk-m a wiccan, not a poet!

+IBw-Let+IBk-s see,+IB0 she muses, her lips straying on mine as she talks. +IBw-Your
house is+ICY-six blocks from here+ICY too far+ICY-ooh+ICY-away+ICY-and mineis
three+ICY-blocks in the other+ICY-mmmhh+ICY-direction+ICY-and Mom+IBk-s home+ICYgHQ

+IBw-Mmhh+ICYgHQ I feel her hands slowly roaming my body. Each touch sendsa
thousand pinpricks through my skin. But here, in the park+ICY +IBw-Buffy,
we+IBk-re a little+ICY uhh+ICY exposed here.+IB0

+IBw-Not yet,+IB0 she grins evilly. +IBw-But what a wonderful idea!+IB0 She starts
to unbutton my shirt.

+IBw-Buffy!+IB0 I swat her hands away, but she keeps at it. +IBw-Not here!+IB0

+IBw-I want you, Willow,+IB0 she whispers, her voice husky with desire. +IBw-I
want you now.+IB0

+IBw-I want you too, Buffy, but not here!+IB0 Man do I want her! My body is
hot, my nerves are hypersensitive, and my+ICY-uh+ICY-Damn, Willow, say it, my
vagina, yeah, that+IBk-s it, my vagina+IBk-s getting wetter by the second. +IBw-But
out here+IBk-s not good, honey. We could be seen.+IB0

+IBw-There+IBk-s the old gazebo,+IB0 she purrs in my ear. +IBw-There+IBk-sno light
there, no one will see us. And besides, no one comes out here at this timeof
night.+IB0

+IBw-Yeah, no one but the local night life,+IB0 I add. +IBw-Or should I say,
un-life?+IB0 She looks at me, puzzled a little, until my meaning becomes
clear. Then the light goes on in her eyes.

+IBw-You+IBk-re right,+IB0 Buffy admits, her shoulders slumping. +IBw-But I want you
so much, Wills.+IB0

+IBw-Yeah, me too.+IB0 I look around, afraid that Spike or one of his cronies
might still be around.

Suddenly, Buffy pulls away from me. +IBw-I got an idea, Wills,+IB0 She takes my
hand and guides me quickly to the park gazebo. An old weathered wooden
structure, the gazebo was still used occasionally by small concert bands and
jazz groups during the summer. But at night, it+IBk-s a dark, shadowy thing,
rickety, unlit, foreboding. Give it a few more walls, and it would pass for a
haunted house.

She fishes through her purse, and pulls out a small glass bottle. +IBw-Holy
water,+IB0 she explains. She removes the stopper, and lets the holy water
dribble out of the bottle in a small stream. She walks around the gazebo,
using the holy water to outline it, and I smile when I realize what she+IBk-s
doing. Any vamp trying to get to the gazebo before the water evaporates,
it+IBk-ll be like touching a live wire.  

That+IBk-s why she+IBk-s the Slayer.

When she+IBk-s finished vamp-proofing our little love-nest, Buffy leads me up
the stairs, and toward the center of the platform. She steps back and looks
at me. +IBw-God, Willow, you just keep getting more beautiful every time Isee
you.+IB0

+IBw-Thanks,+IB0 I smile. It+IBk-s still hard for me to get used to hearing her
say that. +IBw-I guess there+IBk-s nowhere to go but up.+IB0

+IBw-Don+IBk-t ever say that,+IB0 she whispers emphatically. +IBw-You havenever
been anything less than truly beautiful. Here,+IB0 she kisses my cheek,
+IBw-here,+IB0 she kisses my lips. +IBw-And here,+IB0 she touches my breasts, which
tingle at her contact. Her hands start unbuttoning my top again, and this
time I don+IBk-t stop her. The cool night air hits my body as my top opens, and
my skin vibrates as Buffy touches it. I shimmy the top off, breaking the
ethereal spell, and suddenly Buffy and I are removing our clothes as quickly
as possible, discarding tops, shoes, jeans, bras and panties onto a haphazard
pile.

+IBw-Make love to me,+IB0 I plead quietly, gazing at the naked beauty before me. 


+IBw-With pleasure,+IB0 she grins, pure lust on her face. She takes me in her
arms, and starts nibbling at my ear. +IBw-I am going to eat you up, my little
pretty.+IB0 Her fingertips brush against my nipples, causing them to harden.
+IBw-I am going to memorize every square inch of your gorgeous body.+IB0 She
caresses my right breast, while kissing my throat. My knees buckle, and I
have to lower myself to the floor. Buffy doesn+IBk-t let up, and soon I am
lying down with Buffy over me. Her lips are hot and insistent on mine, and
her hands seem to be everywhere on my body at once.

+IBw-You like that,+IB0 she purrs. +IBw-You like it when I kiss you like this,+IB0
she demonstrates, her mouth fusing itself to my left nipple.

I like that? That+IBk-s the understatement of the year! Goddess she does that
so well.

+IBw-Oh yeah,+IB0 I moan, arching my back as Buffy suckles my breast into her
mouth. +IBw-Whatever you+IBk-re doing, don+IBk-t stop!+IB0

Buffy lifts her head and winks at me. +IBw-Don+IBk-t worry, babe, I don+IBk-t plan
to.+IB0 She returns her attention to my breast, laving it with her tongue,
then nipping it with her teeth. I+IBk-m lost from that point on. Oh yeah,
Buffy, do what you want to me+ICY

Oh, no, don+IBk-t leave my boob now, -Oh! You+IBk-re starting on my other boob. 
Okay, I can deal+ICY-oooh, yeah+ICY-with that. Oh dear, where ya going with that
hand? Somewhere below the waist, right, oh yes, right there. You want my
legs a little more apart? I+ICY-ummmh!+ICY-can do that, sure. Now what are
you-?

+IBw-Sit up, Willow, I wanna try something.+IB0 I hear her instructing me, and I
obey without thinking twice. Or even once. Thinking isn+IBk-t exactly on my
list of things to do right now. She positions my body so that my left leg is
over her right, and her right leg is over my left. What is she-?

She scoochies up to me, positioning her groin against mine. Suddenly it makes
sense. Oh boy does it ever make sense! Her core is up against mine, warm and
wet. She starts to rub her body against mine, and every inch of me is on
fire. Ooh, bad Buffy, bad+ICY-no, good, good Buffy, incredible, fantastic,
amazing Buffy! I start rubbing, trying to time my going up to her going down,
and now we have our legs in this scissors formation, rubbing our sexes against
each other. Oh my Goddess! Willow Rosenberg, your trip to heaven is now
picking up speed.

But she+IBk-s still not done. Her hand finds its way to our juncture, and
suddenly her hand+IBk-s inside of me. Oh yeah! Well+ICY-Buffy, two+ICY-can (UNGH!)
play+ICY-that game! I start to stroke her vaginal hood, inserting my thumb
against that little nubbin. She gasps. Oh yeah, I made Buffy gasp. Go
Willow, go Willow+ICY

My heart is hammering, my breathing is ragged, and it won+IBk-t be long now. I
try to pace myself, listening to Buffy+IBk-s moans and gasps. I+IBk-m about to
climax, but I+IBk-m taking her with me. My vision starts to blur+ICY-oh yeah,
this is it! I quicken my pace, rubbing my hand against her faster, and she
jolts, her body arching suddenly, her head thrown back. Oh yeah, this is the
big one!

We move as one+ICY-we moan as one+ICY

We come as one+ICY

We collapse as one+ICY

I don+IBk-t know how long we lie together, our limbs entangled, our heads
against each other, and I don+IBk-t care. Buffy lifts her hand to my mouth, and
I start suckling it, while offering my hand to Buffy for the same purpose. We
taste us, the mixture of the both of us on each other+IBk-s hands. Man that is
so sexy.

Nothing short of the Master+IBk-s return would spoil this moment, with the two
of us just relaxing, reveling in our closeness, our calmed passion, our love. 
Love. Oh what a wonderful word. Love. Used in a sentence, I love Buffy with
all my heart and soul.

And the sex is pretty incredible too.

+IBw-Willow,+IB0 she murmurs against my shoulder. +IBw-We+IBk-re gonna have to get
dressed soon.+IB0

+IBw-Aww,+IB0 I groan. +IBw-Can+IBk-t we just stay like this forever?+IB0

+IBw-Afraid not, Wills,+IB0 she insists as she pries herself away from me. I
don+IBk-t want her to go, so I move back toward her. +IBw-Hey, c+IBk-mon, find your
togs, we gotta get out of here before the holy water evaporates. Let+IBk-sgo,
chop chop.+IB0

+IBw-Oh, all right,+IB0 I grumble as we locate our clothes. They got a little
scattered over the gazebo, but after a mad scramble we manage to get our
things on and look at least slightly presentable. I think I+IBk-m wearing
Buffy+IBk-s bra, but then remember she didn+IBk-t have one on in the first place.

+IBw-So,+IB0 Buffy asks me suddenly, +IBw-that thing about you loving me, is that
still on?+IB0

I grin hugely. +IBw-Oh yeah. On and on and on.+IB0

+IBw-Good,+IB0 she leans in and kisses my nose. +IBw-Because I love you too.+IB0  

Well, after a performance like that, I kinda had my suspicions, but just
hearing the words warms me to my core.  

+IBw-Uh, Willow,+IB0 she looks at me again, and I can see the hunger stirring in
her eyes. +IBw-Are your folks at home tonight?+IB0

+IBw-Uh, no,+IB0 I smile. +IBw-Business trip.+IB0

+IBw-Well,+IB0 she slinks slowly toward me, her arms are around my waist again. 
+IBw-I can+IBk-t let you go home alone to a big empty house, can I?+IB0 Without
warning, she lets go of me, and winces a bit in slight pain.

+IBw-Buffy, are you okay?+IB0

+IBw-I+IBk-ll say this much,+IB0 she straightens out her back. +IBw-The next time we
do this+ICY-which I+IBk-m hoping will be fifteen or twenty minutes from now+ICY-a
mattress had better be involved. Or at least sofa cushions.+IB0 She kisses me
again, her lips lingering against mine once more.

+IBw-Uh,+IB0 I start to stammer. She+IBk-s not the only one who+IBk-s desire
hasn+IBk-t been fully sated. +IBw-You think you can control yourself long enough
for us to get there?+IB0

+IBw-Hmm-+IB0 she slips her tongue into my mouth for a second. +IBw-Maybe.If we
hurry.+IB0

+IBw-Race ya there,+IB0 I+IBk-m off like a shot, with Buffy hot on my heels.

Oh yeah, I hate fighting with Buffy. But I love making up with her.  

Or is that just making her?

======== 

He wiped the ashen remains of the newbie vamp who was stalking the Slayer and
her love off of his duster, and looked at the gazebo as the two girls ran off,
presumably to continue their activities.

He smiled ruefully; not too long ago, he was the one who shared passion with
the Slayer. Just the one time. The one terrible, wonderful time that cost
him his soul and her the lives of good friends. One moment of madness, for
which Jenny and Kendra paid the forfeit.

Angel turned away from the gazebo. He was no voyeur; he didn+IBk-t seek out to
stalk Buffy and Willow, to witness their lovemaking. But her scent was
pungent in the air that night, and its siren song still had power over him.

When he saw her with Willow, he ducked away. Very clever, Buffy, marking your
territory with holy water. He was able to ignore their passion for the
duration, save for a few screams toward the end. He feared that the entire
vampire population of Sunnydale might have heard them.

Fortunately, only a few vamps, all newbies, were within earshot. Easy enough
for Angel to deal with while Buffy was+ICY-otherwise occupied. Humph, nice
diplomatic turn of phrase there, Angel.

As the two newfound lovers left for a more sheltered rendezvous point, he
smiled. He had always seen something in Buffy+IBk-s eyes when she was with
Willow. And now she knew what Angel had always suspected, that the shy young
witch was a better match for Buffy than he had ever been.

Be happy, Buffy. And know that I+IBk-ll always be there to defend you. Both of
you.

He left for his mansion, and for the first time in over a century, enjoyed a
peaceful rest.



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