BHV's theory (was Zorro's theory (was Re: "Lies Joss Whedon Told Me")

["bighotvirgo" <BHV@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

INSANE LESBIAN TROLL LOGIC ALERT:

UnVague Disclaimer: this is all just my wild crazy ass speculation, based o=
n 
my wishful thinking rearranging things to my liking. It is intended for you=
r 
entertainment only. No wagering, please:

according to WtP, one of the literary themes this season is Midsummer Night=
's 
Dream.  
my theory is that, ala the end of MSND, whoever represents Puck (probably 
Andrew) is going to explain that we've been watching a dream. Two of the 
three sets of lovers in Casa Summers ep 20 (ala in MSND) will be "unpaired=
" 
though with a twist-I think several people have been walking around (kind o=
f 
like the jar in Angel) for some time holding other people's souls till thi=
ngs 
could be set right.  

Anyhoo, at this point.....I'll skip the more insane multiple dimension/time=
shift 
part of the theory-it's lengthy and it reveals I'm quite insane. ..

we'll be whisked back to the ending of As You Were, Spike's burnt out crypt=
:

Buffy: And I'm not here to bust your chops about
your stupid scheme, either. That's just you. I should
have remembered.
Spike: So this is worse then, is it, this is you telling
me--
Buffy: It's over.
Spike: smiles, moves closer to her I've memorized
this tune, luv. Think I have the sheet music. Doesn't
change what you want.
Buffy: I know that. pauses I do want you. Spike
looking surprised Being with you. . . makes things. . .
simpler. For a little while.
Spike: I don't call five hours straight a little while.
Buffy: I'musing you.
He stares at her.
Buffy: I can't love you. I'm just. . . being weak, and
selfish. . .
Spike moves even closer Really not complaining
here.
Buffy: . . . and it's killing me.
Spike frowns.
Buffy: I have to be strong about this.
He continues staring at her.
Buffy: I'msorry . . . William.
She turns and walks off, leaving Spike looking
stricken.
Buffy walks out of the crypt into sunlight.

[Eps hell's bells-grave will be erased from the timeline)

Back to Puck's exposition: lots of stuff will be revealed as dreams, spells=
, and 
time distortion that has as we've been watching S7 been "fixed" by benevole=
nt 
forces (maybe Giles and Jonathan and Tara) intent on righting a tragic wron=
g 
and bringing together two star-crossed lovers. Dawn will be detonated to 
defeat the First but a new baby Dawn v2 will be created from what remains o=
f 
her human essence. Souls will be returned to their rightful owners, time 
travellers ---cough Kennedy-cough--will return to their rightful dimensions=
, 
Spike will go to LA to be on Angel and the following couples will face the =
rest 
of their lives together. 

Cecily and William (remember Halfrek's soul was taken back by D'Hoffryn)
Anya and Xander (remember As You Were was right before their Wedding-
kinda like in MSND? get it?) 
Faith and Wood -she's got daddy issues, he's got mommy issues 
and
Buffy and Willow (no explanation necessary- *we* know they're soul-mates

the end