FIC: Virtuality II - PG-13 - B/W

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Title: Virtuality II
Pairing: B/W
Rating: PG-13-R (language)
Disclaimers: the usual.
Spoilers: none
Feedback: Yeah :o)
Distribution: Ask first.
Summary: Sequel to Virtuality... more chat logs. aren't they fun?
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--You have entered UCSDChatGirlzOnly--
*AUTOHOST: //Hermione has entered the room.
Cheer2Live: practice was cancelled on account of rain
PurpleHayes: I didn't think it ever rained in Sunnydale. i'll hafta smoke abowl in celebration
Hermione: is there anything you *don't* smoke a bowl for, Hayes?
PurpleHayes: .....*thinks*
Cheer2Live: Hey Herm!
PurpleHayes: ...*still thinking*
*AUTOHOST: //ToniToniToni has entered the room
Hermione: Hey Cheer, Hey Toni
ToniToniToni: Hey, girl. How goes with the roomie?
Hermione: terrible
PurpleHayes: Okay, I won't smoke a bowl for THAT. What gives?
Hermione: *sigh* we had a fight tonight
Cheer2Live: Is that all? God, my gf and I fight ALL the TIME
Hermione: This was pretty bad
ToniToniToni: Well, tell us about it. we can fix this.
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has left the room.
Hermione: see?
Cheer2Live: chill... I'm messaging her... I'll calm her down. You get to talking.
Hermione: my ex-boyfriend is in town
ToniToniToni: oh, shit
PurpleHayes: you want i should kick his ass for ya?
Hermione: no... he's a decent sort of guy... but she's fuious with him because he left me without warning after cheating on me.
Hermione: furious*
Cheer2Live: what a bastard!
ToniToniToni: that's it. What's his name? i need a new dick to add to my collection.
PurpleHayes: I am /so/ gonna kick his ass now.
Hermione: GUYS! I need HELP not VIOLENCE
ToniToniToni: sorry
PurpleHayes: Helping now
Cheer2Live: *grumble*
Hermione: he came looking for me... he's got his... uh... problems worked out and he wants to get back together.
PurpleHayes: dumb too
ToniToniToni: I hope you told him to kiss your dyke ass
Hermione: well, i.. uh... see... thats the thing
Cheer2Live: did you sleep with him?
Hermione: NO
Hermione: oh, god, no
Hermione: i would never do that to buffy
Cheer2Live: she thinks you did
ToniToniToni: how do you know?
Cheer2Live: got her on pvt msg
Cheer2Live: why would she think u slept with him
Hermione: she... she went to her mom's for the weekend... and he came whileshe was gone... and we sat up all night talking and fell asleep on my bed.
Hermione: and when she came in the next morning, he was on my bed watching tv while i was in the shower
ToniToniToni: circumstantial but damning
Hermione: and I hadnt quite got around to telling him about us being together, yet
Cheer2Live: WHAT?
PurpleHayes: you hadnt?????
ToniToniToni: Why the fuck not?!
Hermione: we were talking about lots of things! I couldn't figure out how to bring it up.
ToniToniToni: *falls the fuck out* that should have been the FIRST thing you told him
Hermione: I know! I know!
Cheer2Live: she thinks ur playing with her
Hermione: but I'm not!
ToniToniToni: she has no way of knowing that... esp if u used to love this dude... u know?
Hermione: What do I do?
Cheer2Live: I'm thinkin.
PurpleHayes: I would suggest begging. *packs a bowl*
ToniToniToni: Hey Hayes, what's ur major, anyway?
PurpleHayes: Horticulture. <g>
ToniToniToni: ROFL
Hermione: i cant lose her
Hermione: she's my life
ToniToniToni: jeez, herm, attached much? This hasn't been going on that long.
Hermione: longer than you think
PurpleHayes: How long?
Hermione: since tenth grade
Cheer2Live: yowza
Hermione: long time. I know.
Cheer2Live: no, not you. Her.
Hermione: ?
ToniToniToni: what's she say?
Cheer2Live: hang on... i'll paste.
Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: she's killing me. she's killing me. I would die for her. She knows that. hell, i DID die for her once. But she's rippin my heart out
Cheer2Live: Cheer2Live: how?
Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: oz. I thought he would never come back but now he is back and she is gonna pick him over me without even giving me a chance to prove myself.
Hermione: but I'm NOT!
Cheer2Live: she doesn't know that.
Hermione: how can I tell her if she doesn't talk to me?
PurpleHayes: once again, I suggest begging. And awesome make-up sex.
Hermione: *goes completely and noisily mad*
ToniToniToni: Herm, get ahold of yourself! You've got to make her believe you only want her
Hermione: HOWWWWWWWWW????????????
Cheer2Live: start by losing the werewolf.
Hermione: ?
Cheer2Live: the werewolf. Oz. Lose him.
Hermione: how did you...?
Cheer2Live: Veruca was my second cousin.
Hermione: oh.
Cheer2Live: it's no big. She was a bitch. But u gotta lose the boy. Likenow.
ToniToniToni: your relationship is so new that she is still insecure of herplace in your heart.
Cheer2Live: you're gonna have to prove you want her and only her.
PurpleHayes: if the stoner may make a suggestion?
Hermione: yes?
PurpleHayes: Cheer... where is Ice?
Cheer2Live: asking...
Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: complab in Barrington Hall. I didn't want to use the one @ Stevenson in case willow came in there looking for me.
PurpleHayes: All right, Herm, pay attention.
Hermione: *all ears... er, eyes... er, whatever*
PurpleHayes: Get off the computer. Go to barrington. Go in the lab. Findyour woman. Grab her, drag her away from the computer. Take her out the
PurpleHayes: back set of doors down the hall to your right. Take her in the women's bathroom and lock yourselves in, and proceed to
PurpleHayes: fuck the living daylights out of her. Mark her up - just leave a big ol nasty hickey on the side of her neck. Then tell her she's yours
PurpleHayes: and she needs to knock off the bullshit cos u don't give up what's urs.
Hermione: I like it. It'll work. Cheer, keep her talking.
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*later that night*
 
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*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
CarrotTop: Ice!
ToniToniToni: Hey, Ice
IceQueen81: Hey, everyone.
Cheer2Live: so how'd it go?
IceQueen81: oh, man
PurpleHayes: yeah, dude... herm was in here just all tore up about you
ToniToniToni: she told us what happened with her ex
CarrotTop: afk!
IceQueen81: yeah
Cheer2Live: so the last thing you said was 'she found me'.... what happened?
IceQueen81: oh sweet christ
IceQueen81: you won't believe it. i almost didnt believe it myself and i was living it
Cheer2Live: Spill
*AUTOHOST: //LeeMonster has entered the room.
Cheer2Live: and hey... where is she, anyway?
IceQueen81: she's asleep. I'm on her laptop.
Cheer2Live: ok... well, spill.
Lee: What's going on?
ToniToniToni: Ice and Herm had a fight. We're about to find out how they made up.
Lee: ooo
IceQueen81: well... I was talking to cheer & i looked up & here comes willow with her Resolve Face on. And I'm like oh great. Here it comes. Big blow up now and
IceQueen81: she's gonna tell me it's over.... but instead she comes over tome, turns my computer off without even asking, and drags me out of the computer lab
PurpleHayes: woot!
IceQueen81: yeah... and she drags me down the hall and into a bathroom... aBATHROOM! And proceeds to have wild sex with me up against the wall
PurpleHayes: Isn't that the greatest bathroom? i;ve done the same thing
IceQueen81: you have?
PurpleHayes: who do you think gave her te idea?
PurpleHayes: the*
IceQueen81: you did?
Cheer2Live: relax ice
ToniToniToni: well, give the girl some credit, Ice... she was in here tripping completely out because she thought she'd ruined your relationship.
IceQueen81: she did?
ToniToniToni: yeah, she did
Cheer2Live: you have no idea
IceQueen81: wow
PurpleHayes: so you had wild sex in the bathroom?
CarrotTop: okay that's what I get for going afk... good grief!
ToniToniToni: well you're back just in time. We want details Ice!
IceQueen81: wild hot monkey love
PurpleHayes: please go on
IceQueen81: up against the wall
Cheer2Live: yummy
ToniToniToni: yeeeeeees?
IceQueen81: and on the counter
CarrotTop: DETAILS
IceQueen81: *blush*
ToniToniToni: LOL don't tease her. She's not a perv like the rest of us.
PurpleHayes: well I'll just feel free to imagine things, then.
IceQueen81: *embarrassed*
CarrotTop: dun worry about it, ice. u'll get used to us soon enuf.
ToniToniToni: so suffice it to say u had really awesome make-up sex in the bathroom, and then again when you got back to the dorm, yes?
IceQueen81: yeah. And behind the stacks in the library and in a janitor's closet in the Commons building on the way back, too.
CarrotTop: you're kidding
Cheer2Live: sweet bleeding jesus
IceQueen81: and also behind that really big shrub thing out in front of thedorm
PurpleHayes: right on!
IceQueen81: and in the stairwell on the way up to the room.
ToniToniToni: oh my god
IceQueen81: that's why she's asleep now... I wore her out.
Cheer2Live: I'm surprised you're not half-dead yourself!
IceQueen81: I have a lot of stamina. *grins*
PurpleHayes: ROFL
Cheer2Live: LMAO
CarrotTop: LOLOL
IceQueen81: ah! She wakes. I gotta go, guys, she's licking the back of myneck.
CarrotTop: have fun!
Cheer2Live: god i need my girlfriend to come back from home.
PurpleHayes: I'm packin another bowl, Cheer, wanna come over?
Cheer2Live: what the hell.
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<END CHAT LOG>

~~Rainne
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Kennedy: I just want you to know that you're safe with me.
Willow: Yeah?
Kennedy: You can float around and I'll tether you down.
Willow: You'll be, like, my kite string?
Kennedy: Mhm. You'll be a kite, and I'll be your kite string. Okay?
Willow: Okay.
--Touched - Buffy 7.20 --
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