Re: FIC: Virtuality II - PG-13 - B/W

["satanslilangl" <satanslilangl@xxxxxxxxx>]

WOW!
I LOVED that Fic, and i loved the first one too (I just didn't know 
how to review it at www.ikoly.com). I'll be looking for more work 
of yours. I hope it's that funny and sweet. Also, gotta say, love 
the fact that someone did the whole chat-room fanfiction thing! You 
*NEVER* get to see that and they are SO funny! 
Thanks a lot for the great story,
~VixenRaign~ 



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--- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, <djgirl1978@b...> wrote:
> Title: Virtuality II
> Pairing: B/W
> Rating: PG-13-R (language)
> Disclaimers: the usual.
> Spoilers: none
> Feedback: Yeah :o)
> Distribution: Ask first.
> Summary: Sequel to Virtuality... more chat logs. aren't they fun?
> ---
> 
> --You have entered UCSDChatGirlzOnly--
> *AUTOHOST: //Hermione has entered the room.
> Cheer2Live: practice was cancelled on account of rain
> PurpleHayes: I didn't think it ever rained in Sunnydale. i'll hafta 
smoke a bowl in celebration
> Hermione: is there anything you *don't* smoke a bowl for, Hayes?
> PurpleHayes: .....*thinks*
> Cheer2Live: Hey Herm!
> PurpleHayes: ...*still thinking*
> *AUTOHOST: //ToniToniToni has entered the room
> Hermione: Hey Cheer, Hey Toni
> ToniToniToni: Hey, girl. How goes with the roomie?
> Hermione: terrible
> PurpleHayes: Okay, I won't smoke a bowl for THAT. What gives?
> Hermione: *sigh* we had a fight tonight
> Cheer2Live: Is that all? God, my gf and I fight ALL the TIME
> Hermione: This was pretty bad
> ToniToniToni: Well, tell us about it. we can fix this.
> *AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
> *AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has left the room.
> Hermione: see?
> Cheer2Live: chill... I'm messaging her... I'll calm her down. You 
get to talking.
> Hermione: my ex-boyfriend is in town
> ToniToniToni: oh, shit
> PurpleHayes: you want i should kick his ass for ya?
> Hermione: no... he's a decent sort of guy... but she's fuious with 
him because he left me without warning after cheating on me.
> Hermione: furious*
> Cheer2Live: what a bastard!
> ToniToniToni: that's it. What's his name? i need a new dick to 
add to my collection.
> PurpleHayes: I am /so/ gonna kick his ass now.
> Hermione: GUYS! I need HELP not VIOLENCE
> ToniToniToni: sorry
> PurpleHayes: Helping now
> Cheer2Live: *grumble*
> Hermione: he came looking for me... he's got his... uh... problems 
worked out and he wants to get back together.
> PurpleHayes: dumb too
> ToniToniToni: I hope you told him to kiss your dyke ass
> Hermione: well, i.. uh... see... thats the thing
> Cheer2Live: did you sleep with him?
> Hermione: NO
> Hermione: oh, god, no
> Hermione: i would never do that to buffy
> Cheer2Live: she thinks you did
> ToniToniToni: how do you know?
> Cheer2Live: got her on pvt msg
> Cheer2Live: why would she think u slept with him
> Hermione: she... she went to her mom's for the weekend... and he 
came while she was gone... and we sat up all night talking and fell 
asleep on my bed.
> Hermione: and when she came in the next morning, he was on my bed 
watching tv while i was in the shower
> ToniToniToni: circumstantial but damning
> Hermione: and I hadnt quite got around to telling him about us 
being together, yet
> Cheer2Live: WHAT?
> PurpleHayes: you hadnt?????
> ToniToniToni: Why the fuck not?!
> Hermione: we were talking about lots of things! I couldn't figure 
out how to bring it up.
> ToniToniToni: *falls the fuck out* that should have been the FIRST 
thing you told him
> Hermione: I know! I know!
> Cheer2Live: she thinks ur playing with her
> Hermione: but I'm not!
> ToniToniToni: she has no way of knowing that... esp if u used to 
love this dude... u know?
> Hermione: What do I do?
> Cheer2Live: I'm thinkin.
> PurpleHayes: I would suggest begging. *packs a bowl*
> ToniToniToni: Hey Hayes, what's ur major, anyway?
> PurpleHayes: Horticulture. <g>
> ToniToniToni: ROFL
> Hermione: i cant lose her
> Hermione: she's my life
> ToniToniToni: jeez, herm, attached much? This hasn't been going on 
that long.
> Hermione: longer than you think
> PurpleHayes: How long?
> Hermione: since tenth grade
> Cheer2Live: yowza
> Hermione: long time. I know.
> Cheer2Live: no, not you. Her.
> Hermione: ?
> ToniToniToni: what's she say?
> Cheer2Live: hang on... i'll paste.
> Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: she's killing me. she's killing me. I 
would die for her. She knows that. hell, i DID die for her once. 
But she's rippin my heart out
> Cheer2Live: Cheer2Live: how?
> Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: oz. I thought he would never come back but 
now he is back and she is gonna pick him over me without even giving 
me a chance to prove myself.
> Hermione: but I'm NOT!
> Cheer2Live: she doesn't know that.
> Hermione: how can I tell her if she doesn't talk to me?
> PurpleHayes: once again, I suggest begging. And awesome make-up 
sex.
> Hermione: *goes completely and noisily mad*
> ToniToniToni: Herm, get ahold of yourself! You've got to make her 
believe you only want her
> Hermione: HOWWWWWWWWW????????????
> Cheer2Live: start by losing the werewolf.
> Hermione: ?
> Cheer2Live: the werewolf. Oz. Lose him.
> Hermione: how did you...?
> Cheer2Live: Veruca was my second cousin.
> Hermione: oh.
> Cheer2Live: it's no big. She was a bitch. But u gotta lose the 
boy. Like now.
> ToniToniToni: your relationship is so new that she is still 
insecure of her place in your heart.
> Cheer2Live: you're gonna have to prove you want her and only her.
> PurpleHayes: if the stoner may make a suggestion?
> Hermione: yes?
> PurpleHayes: Cheer... where is Ice?
> Cheer2Live: asking...
> Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: complab in Barrington Hall. I didn't want 
to use the one @ Stevenson in case willow came in there looking for 
me.
> PurpleHayes: All right, Herm, pay attention.
> Hermione: *all ears... er, eyes... er, whatever*
> PurpleHayes: Get off the computer. Go to barrington. Go in the 
lab. Find your woman. Grab her, drag her away from the computer. 
Take her out the
> PurpleHayes: back set of doors down the hall to your right. Take 
her in the women's bathroom and lock yourselves in, and proceed to
> PurpleHayes: fuck the living daylights out of her. Mark her up - 
just leave a big ol nasty hickey on the side of her neck. Then tell 
her she's yours
> PurpleHayes: and she needs to knock off the bullshit cos u don't 
give up what's urs.
> Hermione: I like it. It'll work. Cheer, keep her talking.
> --You have left the chat room.--
> 
> *later that night*
> 
> --You have entered UCSDChatGirlzOnly--
> *AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
> CarrotTop: Ice!
> ToniToniToni: Hey, Ice
> IceQueen81: Hey, everyone.
> Cheer2Live: so how'd it go?
> IceQueen81: oh, man
> PurpleHayes: yeah, dude... herm was in here just all tore up about 
you
> ToniToniToni: she told us what happened with her ex
> CarrotTop: afk!
> IceQueen81: yeah
> Cheer2Live: so the last thing you said was 'she found me'.... what 
happened?
> IceQueen81: oh sweet christ
> IceQueen81: you won't believe it. i almost didnt believe it myself 
and i was living it
> Cheer2Live: Spill
> *AUTOHOST: //LeeMonster has entered the room.
> Cheer2Live: and hey... where is she, anyway?
> IceQueen81: she's asleep. I'm on her laptop.
> Cheer2Live: ok... well, spill.
> Lee: What's going on?
> ToniToniToni: Ice and Herm had a fight. We're about to find out 
how they made up.
> Lee: ooo
> IceQueen81: well... I was talking to cheer & i looked up & here 
comes willow with her Resolve Face on. And I'm like oh great. Here 
it comes. Big blow up now and
> IceQueen81: she's gonna tell me it's over.... but instead she comes 
over to me, turns my computer off without even asking, and drags me 
out of the computer lab
> PurpleHayes: woot!
> IceQueen81: yeah... and she drags me down the hall and into a 
bathroom... a BATHROOM! And proceeds to have wild sex with me up 
against the wall
> PurpleHayes: Isn't that the greatest bathroom? i;ve done the same 
thing
> IceQueen81: you have?
> PurpleHayes: who do you think gave her te idea?
> PurpleHayes: the*
> IceQueen81: you did?
> Cheer2Live: relax ice
> ToniToniToni: well, give the girl some credit, Ice... she was in 
here tripping completely out because she thought she'd ruined your 
relationship.
> IceQueen81: she did?
> ToniToniToni: yeah, she did
> Cheer2Live: you have no idea
> IceQueen81: wow
> PurpleHayes: so you had wild sex in the bathroom?
> CarrotTop: okay that's what I get for going afk... good grief!
> ToniToniToni: well you're back just in time. We want details Ice!
> IceQueen81: wild hot monkey love
> PurpleHayes: please go on
> IceQueen81: up against the wall
> Cheer2Live: yummy
> ToniToniToni: yeeeeeees?
> IceQueen81: and on the counter
> CarrotTop: DETAILS
> IceQueen81: *blush*
> ToniToniToni: LOL don't tease her. She's not a perv like the rest 
of us.
> PurpleHayes: well I'll just feel free to imagine things, then.
> IceQueen81: *embarrassed*
> CarrotTop: dun worry about it, ice. u'll get used to us soon enuf.
> ToniToniToni: so suffice it to say u had really awesome make-up sex 
in the bathroom, and then again when you got back to the dorm, yes?
> IceQueen81: yeah. And behind the stacks in the library and in a 
janitor's closet in the Commons building on the way back, too.
> CarrotTop: you're kidding
> Cheer2Live: sweet bleeding jesus
> IceQueen81: and also behind that really big shrub thing out in 
front of the dorm
> PurpleHayes: right on!
> IceQueen81: and in the stairwell on the way up to the room.
> ToniToniToni: oh my god
> IceQueen81: that's why she's asleep now... I wore her out.
> Cheer2Live: I'm surprised you're not half-dead yourself!
> IceQueen81: I have a lot of stamina. *grins*
> PurpleHayes: ROFL
> Cheer2Live: LMAO
> CarrotTop: LOLOL
> IceQueen81: ah! She wakes. I gotta go, guys, she's licking the 
back of my neck.
> CarrotTop: have fun!
> Cheer2Live: god i need my girlfriend to come back from home.
> PurpleHayes: I'm packin another bowl, Cheer, wanna come over?
> Cheer2Live: what the hell.
> --You have left the chat room.--
> <END CHAT LOG>
> 
> ~~Rainne
> ******
> Kennedy: I just want you to know that you're safe with me.
> Willow: Yeah?
> Kennedy: You can float around and I'll tether you down.
> Willow: You'll be, like, my kite string?
> Kennedy: Mhm. You'll be a kite, and I'll be your kite string. 
Okay?
> Willow: Okay.
> --Touched - Buffy 7.20 --
> ******