FIC: Virtuality IV

[<djgirl1978@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The fourth installment in the ongoing saga of a bunch of Sunnydale studentswith sick minds. Presented by the Dead Parrot Society.
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Title: Virtuality IV
Rating: R for language
Disclaimers: The usual
Feedback: Yes, please!!!!!
Pairing: B/W
Distribution: Please Ask First
Cast List: Available Upon Request
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You have just entered room "UCSDChatGirlzOnly."
*AUTOHOST: //Cheer2Live has entered the room.
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
ToniToniToni: Yo Yo Yo
Cheer2Live: Hey hey crew
IceQueen81: Hello
Cheer2Live: Yo Ice
IceQueen81: Hey Cheer
ToniToniToni: Buff - howzit goin'?
Cheer2Live: *grins* Yeah, Buff... you leave red tired and dripping?
Cheer2Live: *red... Willow... whatever
Cheer2Live: lol
IceQueen81: Wouldn't you like to know?
ToniToniToni: rofl
Cheer2Live: Well yeah, but... you won't tell me will you?
ToniToniToni: doing the laundry - brb one sec
Cheer2Live: lol k
IceQueen81: no...I won't tell, Cheer
ToniToniToni: back
Cheer2Live: Hey Buff... You need a profile
IceQueen81: I'll leave it up to Willow
ToniToniToni: that's ok, Ice, cuz we can get her to tell us
Cheer2Live: front
IceQueen81: To tell you
ToniToniToni: she can't keep secrets worth a shit
Cheer2Live: I plan on it!
ToniToniToni: {g}
Cheer2Live: No kidding
IceQueen81: I guess I'll have to punish her then...won't I? **WInk wink**
ToniToniToni: woooooo!
Cheer2Live: mmm *imagines Willow and Buffy in chains* Yeah, I could do that
IceQueen81: LoL
ToniToniToni: *plans to set up a hidden camera in ice's dorm*
Cheer2Live: *high-fives Toni*
Cheer2Live: Nice
ToniToniToni: i'll be sellin copies for 20 buxx
Cheer2Live: *pays in advance*
IceQueen81: Don't you two have more pressing issues than me and Will?
IceQueen81: LoL
ToniToniToni: not really :o)
Cheer2Live: Such as??
IceQueen81: I dunno...you tell me
ToniToniToni: Well I'm doing that research, since Will emailed me that stuff, but other than that... nope.
Cheer2Live: Um... I have cheer practice in an hour
Cheer2Live: Other than that, no
IceQueen81: I remember cheerleading
IceQueen81: **thinks back**
Cheer2Live: Wait... you were a cheerleader?
ToniToniToni: u were a cheerleader?
ToniToniToni: LOL
Cheer2Live: Cordy never mentioned that
ToniToniToni: {--knows one cheer
IceQueen81: A long time ago...In a galaxy far, far away
Cheer2Live: Yes, and we all know it Toni
Cheer2Live: {g}
ToniToniToni: gimme a Q!
IceQueen81: I was head cheerleader at Hemery High before I moved to Sunnydale
ToniToniToni: gimme another Q!
Cheer2Live: *rolls eyes*
ToniToniToni: gimme another Q!
Cheer2Live: Wow, I'm impressed
IceQueen81: And then I was put on backup when I came to Sunnydale because Iflipped a girl into the wall...LOL
ToniToniToni: gimme another Q!
IceQueen81: It wasn't my fault though!
ToniToniToni: what's that spell?
IceQueen81: I was under a spell...
ToniToniToni: Four Q!
*AUTOHOST: //UCSDWicca has entered the room.
ToniToniToni: :-D
ToniToniToni: Hey Tara!
UCSDWicca: um, hi
Cheer2Live: Hey honey!
IceQueen81: Hello Wicca
Cheer2Live: *jumps on Tara*
UCSDWicca: *oof*
ToniToniToni: *g*
UCSDWicca: *g*
IceQueen81: I don't think we've formally met
ToniToniToni: Ice - that's Cheer's gf, Tara
UCSDWicca: hi
ToniToniToni: Tara, that's Ice, aka Buffy
IceQueen81: **waves** Heya
UCSDWicca: hi buffy
IceQueen81: That's my name...Don't wear it out
Cheer2Live: How've you been, honey?
Cheer2Live: Buffy Buffy! lol
IceQueen81: LoL
UCSDWicca: tired
UCSDWicca: i've got another half-hour of a lecture
IceQueen81: No really...Don't wear it out **begs** please!
UCSDWicca: i ducked out to check in
Cheer2Live: Ok.. all done
UCSDWicca: i promise to come back
IceQueen81: I usually fall asleep
Cheer2Live: Aww... That's my girl
UCSDWicca: *g*
Cheer2Live: But I have practice in like an hour
IceQueen81: But then Wills is always there
UCSDWicca: i'll be back soon... i promise
UCSDWicca: i'll bring mochas?
IceQueen81: She has these really cute color-coded notes
ToniToniToni: ooo i want a mocha
Cheer2Live: mmm Mocha
IceQueen81: Mochas are the best remedy for school
Cheer2Live: You'd better be, Tar
ToniToniToni: i'm in a funky fucked up mood tonight
Cheer2Live: Why's that, Toni?
IceQueen81: I'm relaxed actually
ToniToniToni: not sure
ToniToniToni: probably cuz I had today off
IceQueen81: But I'll have to go and patrol soon **sighs**
ToniToniToni: well let me rephrase that
Cheer2Live: lol
ToniToniToni: i TOOK today off {g}
ToniToniToni: patrol? for vampires?
IceQueen81: Yeah
ToniToniToni: oooh
ToniToniToni: can i come?
IceQueen81: That's me...the graveyard girl
Cheer2Live: Not me
Cheer2Live: Keep me away from them
ToniToniToni: i wanna come with. i've never killed a vampire before
IceQueen81: No...I even tell Willow she can't come most of the time
ToniToniToni: *pout*
IceQueen81: I don't want anyone getting hurt
Cheer2Live: Toni... down girl
ToniToniToni: *snik*
ToniToniToni: i can take care of myself
IceQueen81: I get enough brushes to myself...No need to share
ToniToniToni: :oP
Cheer2Live: *bites Toni's tongue*
IceQueen81: =-O
ToniToniToni: wooooooo
Cheer2Live: Don't stick that out around me
ToniToniToni: and even with tara here
ToniToniToni: *frenches Cheer*
Cheer2Live: Hey!!
IceQueen81: Hehehe
Cheer2Live: *smack's Toni's arm*
Cheer2Live: I'm a good girl
IceQueen81: Maybe I should leave you two alone for a while...LoL
ToniToniToni: hah!
ToniToniToni: {g}Ice
Cheer2Live: Please don't
IceQueen81: =D
Cheer2Live: She makes enough moves OFF line
IceQueen81: Hehehe
ToniToniToni: whatevah
ToniToniToni: i SO do not
ToniToniToni: hello taser!
IceQueen81: I believe you...**rolls eyes**
Cheer2Live: She doesn't have a taser!
Cheer2Live: Geez
Cheer2Live: *sits and pouts*
ToniToniToni: aww dont pout
IceQueen81: **hugs**
ToniToniToni: *gropes Cheer to make her stop pouting*
Cheer2Live: Damnit Toni
ToniToniToni: *gropes Ice for good measure*
Cheer2Live: lol
IceQueen81: **smacks Toni**
IceQueen81: LoL
Cheer2Live: Our Wicca chickies will kick your arse
*AUTOHOST: //UCSDWicca has left the room.
ToniToniToni: ooooh smack me again! I likes it ruff
IceQueen81: I can throw you across the room with three fingers...I'd be careful if I were you
IceQueen81: LoL
Cheer2Live: She can too
Cheer2Live: lol
ToniToniToni: i know she can
ToniToniToni: slayer strength
IceQueen81: Ahhh, the perks of being the Slayer
ToniToniToni: not worried... i'm built ford tuff
Cheer2Live: perks.. hehe
Cheer2Live: *wicked thoughts*
IceQueen81: =P
Cheer2Live: Again with the tongue... don't you people learn??
IceQueen81: Nope
ToniToniToni: *grabs Buffy's tongue*
Cheer2Live: Ford sucks...
IceQueen81: I'm strictly learn free after a certain time in the day
Cheer2Live: Makes sense
IceQueen81: I wish Wills was here... **sigh**
ToniToniToni: where is the magickal one?
IceQueen81: I think she has a final class
IceQueen81: And Willow loves the learning
Cheer2Live: Maybe she and Tara are going at it
Cheer2Live: lmao
ToniToniToni: oh man
ToniToniToni: let me get my camera
Cheer2Live: I mean with the studying
IceQueen81: So that's what Willow meant by learning...j/k
ToniToniToni: SOMEbody's gotta teach her
ToniToniToni: i mean, what can 2 virgins teach each other? NOTHIN
Cheer2Live: Oh god
Cheer2Live: *rolls eyes* I can't win
ToniToniToni: it's like 2 butches.... it'll never work, cuz neither one cangive permission
IceQueen81: Who's butch?
IceQueen81: And who's a virgin?
ToniToniToni: nobody's butch. it was a comparison
ToniToniToni: arent u guys each others first girl?
IceQueen81: uh huh...You better not be implying anything
ToniToniToni: i dont imply
ToniToniToni: i come str8 out & say ;-)
IceQueen81: Sure ya don't
Cheer2Live: Yeah, Toni.. Not all of us can be gay from the cradle
IceQueen81: LoL
ToniToniToni: what? Just cuz i molested the other little girls in my playgroup...
ToniToniToni: ;-)
Cheer2Live: I just looked...
IceQueen81: Dirrty minds
Cheer2Live: Never had a girl until last year
IceQueen81: No...Will is my only girl
Cheer2Live: *jumps on Toni's lap*
IceQueen81: Which cemetery shall I choose to patrol first tonight? It's such a difficult choice ... **sarcasm**
ToniToniToni: hmm. Restfield.
Cheer2Live: Lol... Do you have a numbering system for them?
IceQueen81: I guess I can start there
Cheer2Live: Toni... wake up!
IceQueen81: Naw...I just go where my feet take me...
ToniToniToni: im awake
ToniToniToni: i just spoke for fuck's sake
Cheer2Live: You have a cheerleader in your lap who you're not trying to molest
ToniToniToni: one word:
ToniToniToni: taser.
IceQueen81: Hehehe
Cheer2Live: That to me implies you're either asleep or deathly ill
ToniToniToni: oh, okay then...
Cheer2Live: She doesn't need a taser... she's a witch
IceQueen81: Or afraid of the dreaded taser
ToniToniToni: *slides hand under really short skirt*
Cheer2Live: *bites Toni's ear*
IceQueen81: Yeah...She'll turn you into a frog Toni
ToniToniToni: mmmmmmmm
Cheer2Live: Still chasin what you can't have
ToniToniToni: bite me again and you could find yourself on the floor with your skirts around your ears.
Cheer2Live: God! I'm a horrible flirt
IceQueen81: Yes...Yes you are Cheer
Cheer2Live: You should have seen me in high school *grins*
Cheer2Live: *bites Toni's lip*
Cheer2Live: I'm just waiting
IceQueen81: =D
ToniToniToni: *tosses Cheer on the floor*
ToniToniToni: That's it
Cheer2Live: lol
ToniToniToni: i've stood all i can stand and i cant stand no more
IceQueen81: LoL
IceQueen81: Uh oh Cheer
ToniToniToni: *ravishes Cheer right out in front o' God and everybody*
Cheer2Live: Hehe, you wish, girlie
ToniToniToni: hah. wait til i catch up with you.
Cheer2Live: Away from the keyboard... you wish it was you and me
ToniToniToni: oh honey
ToniToniToni: it could so easily be
ToniToniToni: i have this philosophy of life: want, take, have.
Cheer2Live: I've heard that somewhere before
ToniToniToni: If I wanted you, I'd take you.
IceQueen81: huh?
IceQueen81: I have too
Cheer2Live: Someone I was talking to online like 2 years ago
Cheer2Live: Used to say it all the time...
IceQueen81: Where did you get that phrase?
Cheer2Live: And yeah, that's true... You and Hayes were always fighting over the cute freshamn cheerleader
ToniToniToni: you forget, Corky my dear, I was raised by the Greek mafia. I'm very accustomed to getting exactly what I want, when I want it.
Cheer2Live: True, Toni... I forgot
ToniToniToni: and if i wanted you, i'd have you... witch with a taser be damned.
IceQueen81: Where'd you learn that phrase?
ToniToniToni: what, me?
IceQueen81: Yeah
ToniToniToni: i made it up, why?
Cheer2Live: {-- got it from her internet gf
Cheer2Live: Like 2 years ago... Yeah, why?
IceQueen81: Uh...No reason...
ToniToniToni: i've been saying that since I was like twelve... the first time i went to juvie. {g}
Cheer2Live: Spit it out
Cheer2Live: Why is it trippin you out, B?
IceQueen81: Huh?
ToniToniToni: whats the deal - why r u freaked out
IceQueen81: Where'd you get the B from?
ToniToniToni: ur name, duh
Cheer2Live: One letter easier to type
ToniToniToni: {g} she calls me T a lot
Cheer2Live: You're totally trippin
IceQueen81: I guess...
Cheer2Live: Yep.. I call Tara T too
ToniToniToni: why are u trippin so hard chica?
Cheer2Live: Buffy, come on.. spit it out
IceQueen81: No...It's all right, nevermind
ToniToniToni: u act like somebody just grabbed u by the nuts & squeezed
Cheer2Live: *hold Buffy down and ties her up* Tell us
Cheer2Live: I'll kick it out of Will later
IceQueen81: I guess I was just wigging for no reason
ToniToniToni: Will will tell us. You might as well.
Cheer2Live: So, you should just say what it is now
ToniToniToni: bullshit
IceQueen81: Don't mind me...Slayer nerves I guess
ToniToniToni: who do you know that says want take have
IceQueen81: I don't know anyone...
ToniToniToni: liar
Cheer2Live: Bullshit
ToniToniToni: dont make me come beat the shit outa you
ToniToniToni: But want take have is what got me tossed in juvie in the first place - in Boston, no less
IceQueen81: Is there something you aren't telling me Toni?
IceQueen81: Boston?
Cheer2Live: What did you do, T?
ToniToniToni: Ice - not really, unless you wanna know about me gettin tossed in the clink in boston :-)
ToniToniToni: well u know i grew up in new orleans... we used to travel a lot cuz of my dad's... "import business"
IceQueen81: ...
Cheer2Live: Right
ToniToniToni: and one time when we were in boston there was this piece of statuary that I wanted in a store but they said it was private collection and not for sale so i debo'd it
IceQueen81: I think I have to go patrol now
ToniToniToni: i got busted & they threw me in jail. Stayed a week til my dad could pull enuf strings to get me out. It was fun
ToniToniToni: {--bad girl :-)
Cheer2Live: No! Ice stay
ToniToniToni: u aint gotta go nowhere. it aint that late yet. hell the sun aint even down
IceQueen81: Did you meet anyone while you were there?
Cheer2Live: At least until I have to go to prectice!
ToniToniToni: i met a lotta folks ice
ToniToniToni: they all loved me
IceQueen81: Did you meet someone who you told that phrase to?
Cheer2Live: Lol.. you're a popular jailbird
ToniToniToni: all those boston kids. i remember one in particular, there was a little girl that was maybe 8 or 9, in for stealin cigarettes, just worshipped me, followed me around everywhere
IceQueen81: What was her name?
ToniToniToni: dont remember her name, but she had the biggest black eyes u ever saw
ToniToniToni: just huge... hungry, ya know, like nobody ever really gave a shit about her
Cheer2Live: brb
IceQueen81: Oh...
ToniToniToni: why, Buffy? Who do *you* know that says want take have?
IceQueen81: No...I thought I'd heard that somewhere...But I was mistaken...
IceQueen81: Nevermind
ToniToniToni: dont bullshit a bullshitter.
IceQueen81: No bullshit, I don't know anyone who says that
ToniToniToni: k. I'll ask Will.
IceQueen81: Willow doesn't know
ToniToniToni: mhm. Well, I'll ask anyway. my dad once told me... There are more ways of extracting information than just cutting people's fingers and toes off
IceQueen81: Willow wasn't there...
ToniToniToni: wasn't there when?
IceQueen81: It doesn't matter
ToniToniToni: if it didnt matter, you could tell me.
IceQueen81: Well...Maybe it does matter...And it's something I try to forget
ToniToniToni: mmm.
IceQueen81: I've gotta go...
*AUTOHOST: // UCSDWicca has entered the room.
ToniToniToni: Hey Tara
UCSDWicca: hi
Cheer2Live: back
ToniToniToni: k, Ice... catch you later
ToniToniToni: And hey
Cheer2Live: Tar!!!!!!!
IceQueen81: later
ToniToniToni: Try to relax, okay?
IceQueen81: :-\
IceQueen81: I will
ToniToniToni: *hug*
UCSDWicca: sorry i'm late
ToniToniToni: we care about you, ya know
Cheer2Live: Night Buff
IceQueen81: I'll work it off on some...muggers
UCSDWicca: sorry i didn't get to meet you buffy
UCSDWicca: muggers?
IceQueen81: Yeah
ToniToniToni: dust in the wind... all we are is dust in the wind
IceQueen81: Later all
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has left the room.
UCSDWicca: did i miss something?
Cheer2Live: I think I did too
ToniToniToni: something is up with her
UCSDWicca: *hugs cheer*
ToniToniToni: there was somebody. duno who it was, but there was somebody
Cheer2Live: *hugs Wicca*
ToniToniToni: and it was bad.
Cheer2Live: Wicked
ToniToniToni: and it's poisoning her.
UCSDWicca: ...oh
UCSDWicca: um
UCSDWicca: is she gonna be okay?
ToniToniToni: i'm sure she is.
ToniToniToni: I'll get her tomorrow and make her talk.
UCSDWicca: oh i almost forgot
UCSDWicca: *pulls out the mochas*
ToniToniToni: oooo
Cheer2Live: MMM mocha
ToniToniToni: *takes one* Thanks!
Cheer2Live: Thanks baby!
UCSDWicca: *blushes*
ToniToniToni: ok i have to read... be back in a few
Cheer2Live: ok
UCSDWicca: *sigh* homework...
Cheer2Live: I hate homework
Cheer2Live: Want to come over and study?
UCSDWicca: study?
UCSDWicca: do you even *have* to ask?
UCSDWicca: vixen
Cheer2Live: Well, among other things?
Cheer2Live: YAY!!!!!!!!!
UCSDWicca: do we have the place to ourselves?
Cheer2Live: I don't have practice today!!
Cheer2Live: lol... yep, you know I don't have a roomie, sweetie
UCSDWicca: yah but sometimes... people drop by...
Cheer2Live: Only Toni
Cheer2Live: Or Hayes
UCSDWicca: *gives cheer a look*
Cheer2Live: What did I do?
UCSDWicca: *a good look*
Cheer2Live: Hmm *giggles* I like those
UCSDWicca: i guess...
UCSDWicca: i'm just in the mood to be...
UCSDWicca: you know...
Cheer2Live: do tell
UCSDWicca: away from everyone... but you...
ToniToniToni: oh god they're gettin jiggy wit it in the chat room LOL. 
Cheer2Live: lol Toni
UCSDWicca: *blushes and crosses her arms across her chest*
Cheer2Live: And no... I'll be good O:-)
Cheer2Live: Aww, cutie... You don't need to be all shy in here
UCSDWicca: well i feel kinda new here
UCSDWicca: i mean i've barely met your friends
Cheer2Live: True... but you know Toni from Wicca group
UCSDWicca: true
Cheer2Live: And Buffy is Willow's girl
Cheer2Live: So... not too much left
UCSDWicca: buffy... she's gonna beat up muggers?
Cheer2Live: Have you ever heard of the legend of the Slayer?
UCSDWicca: um, i heard people talking about strange things happening
Cheer2Live: Yeah, well... Buffy = Slayer... as in Vampires
Cheer2Live: And other things
UCSDWicca: *raises an eyebrow*
UCSDWicca: vampires?
Cheer2Live: Yeah, I don't get out much
Cheer2Live: But you can ask Toni about it
UCSDWicca: i could ask her about it at wicca group
UCSDWicca: (which by the way, is pretty lame)
UCSDWicca: i mean, bake sales?
Cheer2Live: Well yeah...
Cheer2Live: Red would tell you... I mean Willow
UCSDWicca: and they make me feel like i'm not important... not like you...
Cheer2Live: You are though, sweetie
Cheer2Live: *blushes*
UCSDWicca: *blushes*
Cheer2Live: I hate Sunnydale
UCSDWicca: it's better than home for me though
Cheer2Live: How am I supposed to become a Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader when I can't get any practice done?
UCSDWicca: i like it when you practice for me...
Cheer2Live: Well yeah... New York sucks unless you want to be on Broadway or a soap opera
Cheer2Live: You do?
UCSDWicca: of course i do
UCSDWicca: it's like you're cheering for me
UCSDWicca: *grin*
Cheer2Live: I'll always cheer for you
UCSDWicca: *blush*
Cheer2Live: *grins*
Cheer2Live: Damn spankies
Cheer2Live: I need to change!
UCSDWicca: out of your spankie pants?
UCSDWicca: but you look so adorable in them...
Cheer2Live: *glares* Everyone says that
UCSDWicca: well if you don't believe me...
UCSDWicca: then maybe you *should* take them off...
UCSDWicca: *grin*
Cheer2Live: Tara!!
Cheer2Live: OMG
Cheer2Live: ROFL
UCSDWicca: when i come over to study
UCSDWicca: so you know, you're comfortable
UCSDWicca: for studying
Cheer2Live: Sounds like you have plans
Cheer2Live: hehe I love you
UCSDWicca: well i have been drinking mochas...
UCSDWicca: i love u 2... you know that
UCSDWicca: or do i have to show you?
Cheer2Live: Could you? Please? Show me? *grins*
UCSDWicca: *blush*
UCSDWicca: uh huh
UCSDWicca: but, um, not here?
Cheer2Live: Well duh no, not here
UCSDWicca: just wanted to make sure, miss spankie pants
Cheer2Live: no cyber since my first girlfriend
Cheer2Live: Hey! You like those pants
UCSDWicca: yes
UCSDWicca: that's why i said it
UCSDWicca: :-D
Cheer2Live: You can be so bad, for a shy little thing
UCSDWicca: oh no not me
Cheer2Live: Where'd you go, Toni??? Did you stop to toke a bowl with Hayes??
UCSDWicca: but you do bring out the best in me
Cheer2Live: I try my hardest
UCSDWicca: but you don't need to try
Cheer2Live: *giggles* good
UCSDWicca: you just do
Cheer2Live: lol
Cheer2Live: Thanks, sweetness
Cheer2Live: *sighs*
Cheer2Live: Wow... slow chat night tonight.. Is it a full moon? Oh, wait...nope it's not
Cheer2Live: Good... No werewolves
UCSDWicca: i think people are tired
UCSDWicca: um werewolves?
Cheer2Live: Finals suck
Cheer2Live: Yeah... werewolves
UCSDWicca: i'll be happy when they're over
Cheer2Live: I will be too *winks*
UCSDWicca: more time together
Cheer2Live: Exactly
Cheer2Live: Except for cheer camp
Cheer2Live: This year it's in Daytona Beach!! I'm all happy
UCSDWicca: and i'm a little jealous...
Cheer2Live: About what?
*AUTOHOST: // LeeMonster has entered the room.
Cheer2Live: Hey Lee
UCSDWicca: that you'll be in daytona beach! i trust you, and i know you'll have a great time and it means so much towards becoming a professional cheerleader, but it's time apart for us...
LeeMonster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
UCSDWicca: um...
UCSDWicca: hi?
LeeMonster: I swear to God I'm gonna throw this heap of shit out the windowe!!
Cheer2Live: What's up??
Cheer2Live: lol
Cheer2Live: Lee, this is tara, by the way, my girlfriend *beams proudly*
LeeMonster: I don't care if my Gamma bought it for me, it's sucks like a Hooker on her first job!
UCSDWicca: *blushes*
Cheer2Live: ROFLMAO
LeeMonster: Ummm...oh, hey Tara.
UCSDWicca: it's, um, nice to meet you
LeeMonster: You too. Please ignore my ranting.
UCSDWicca: okay
LeeMonster: It's been a shitty day all round :-(
UCSDWicca: i try to ignore cheer's ranting
LeeMonster: Where's Hayes, I need a bowl!
Cheer2Live: Ranting??
UCSDWicca: :-P
Cheer2Live: I don't know, Lee... Haven't seen her
Cheer2Live: *bites T's tongue*
UCSDWicca: you *were* a little upset about cheer being cancelled
Cheer2Live: yeah, well... it's been like that all year!
Cheer2Live: Last year, I actually got some work done
LeeMonster: I can see Toni, but I can't hear her...which is just more than a little off-putting.
Cheer2Live: She's afk apparently
ToniToniToni: Back, sorry
LeeMonster: So, did ya gives Hayes some?? ;-)
ToniToniToni: heh... just a little
LeeMonster: Just enought to keep her comin' back?
ToniToniToni: dear god, i hope not
LeeMonster: LMAO!! She that good...or bad??
ToniToniToni: neither one, i just don't do repeat performances
Cheer2Live: Toni's the one night stand gal
LeeMonster: Babe, it's easy to see you haven't been with me..
ToniToniToni: bring it on if u want some so bad ;-)
LeeMonster: OK, how bout meeting me in the bathroom Ice And Herm favour so much!
Cheer2Live: Oh lord
Cheer2Live: Can I watch??
ToniToniToni: When?
UCSDWicca: cheer!
LeeMonster: 10 suit you?
Cheer2Live: Sorry! lol
Cheer2Live: {eg}
UCSDWicca: i thought i was coming over to study
ToniToniToni: tonight?
LeeMonster: Yeah, you said to bring it on, so I'm bringing...
Cheer2Live: You are...
Cheer2Live: Well then.. videotape it for me, Lee!
UCSDWicca: lol
Cheer2Live: *slips some boxers on* Now noone can see my panks or my tat
ToniToniToni: T-babe, u have to learn not to take any of us seriously in here
Cheer2Live: Except for Hayes
Cheer2Live: She's ALWAYS serious
UCSDWicca: i guess i do...
Cheer2Live: Well and Ice.. I mean B
*AUTOHOST: //PurpleHayes has entered the room.
ToniToniToni: hey speak of the devil
LeeMonster: Ice is soooooooooooo prim 
ToniToniToni: Yeah but she's fuckin HOT too
PurpleHayes: I am not the devil
ToniToniToni: yeah u are
LeeMonster: Hayes!! You got a bowl?? I am in serious need of relief!
ToniToniToni: in the sack anyway
ToniToniToni: ;-)
Cheer2Live: hayes!!
LeeMonster: You wanna know somethin'?
PurpleHayes: CHEER!
PurpleHayes: sure
Cheer2Live: lol
LeeMonster: I would have done Herm in a heartbeat *grins*
ToniToniToni: get in line
PurpleHayes: that makes two of us ma amie
LeeMonster: Don't get me wrong, B is a babe, but little Will...WOWza!!!
Cheer2Live: geez you two
ToniToniToni: yeah and u know what they say about red on the head LOL
Cheer2Live: *grabs Tara's arm* Yep... Suddenly being a cheerleader isn't sobad!
PurpleHayes: {-- personal experiance
ToniToniToni: *snikk*
LeeMonster: LOL@Toni
UCSDWicca: are we going somewhere?
ToniToniToni: straight to hell!
Cheer2Live: No, they're scaring me
Cheer2Live: lol
ToniToniToni: (in a handbasket no less)
Cheer2Live: hellmouth... not very far to go
LeeMonster: Well, I heard that red goes well with black, and who's is any blacker than mine!! 
UCSDWicca: and i'm protecting *you*?
Cheer2Live: Of course! 
Cheer2Live: Um.. only if you want to, T
UCSDWicca: *giggle*
ToniToniToni: T - u'r the one w/ the taser
Cheer2Live: exactly. Besides.. strictly blondes for me
Cheer2Live: Except for that one who was brunette
Cheer2Live: lmao
ToniToniToni: ROFLMAO
UCSDWicca: *grin*
PurpleHayes: Toni has no preferences
ToniToniToni: I do so
Cheer2Live: Just moving... or in most cases not moving fast enough?
ToniToniToni: they have to be a) breathing
ToniToniToni: b) female
ToniToniToni: and c) not ugly
LeeMonster: Shit, Toni, that put out half the campus then 
ToniToniToni: {g}
PurpleHayes: so Tara, nice to finally meet you
ToniToniToni: oh, and d) not already attached to someone else
ToniToniToni: and e) not someone i've already done
Cheer2Live: lol
ToniToniToni: and f) not Lee
Cheer2Live: *grins*
LeeMonster: Fuck YOU, Toni!!
ToniToniToni: you WISH! ;-)
LeeMonster: I wouldn;t touch you with Cheers dick!
ToniToniToni: ! Cheer has a dick???
Cheer2Live: hey!!!!!
PurpleHayes: well Tara?
ToniToniToni: yess, Tara... spill
Cheer2Live: *glares*
UCSDWicca: do you mean attached or in a drawer? *grin*
LeeMonster: Heheheheheheheee
ToniToniToni: WOOO HOOOO
ToniToniToni: Kitty has claws!
Cheer2Live: Damn you both
PurpleHayes: you're going to fit in great here Tar
UCSDWicca: but ;i *didn't* answer the question...
UCSDWicca: i just asked one?
Cheer2Live: *keeps glaring*
PurpleHayes: well, we know she has one in a drawer
ToniToniToni: yeah but it was answer enuf!
LeeMonster: Yeah, well, we know what Cheer is like so you don;t have to 
Cheer2Live: *grubles* Shit, T
ToniToniToni: Cheer... u dont stand a chance!
Cheer2Live: Nope... *admits defeat*
LeeMonster: Gawd I'm horny :-( Where are those those campus sluts when you need them? Oh, I forgot, they're in Toni's room!
PurpleHayes: HEY
ToniToniToni: hehehe
PurpleHayes: well good point
ToniToniToni: nah i've already sent 'em out into town to make me some cash
ToniToniToni: {--big pimpin'
LeeMonster: Pimp!
Cheer2Live: Yeah
UCSDWicca: well it's getting dark so maybe i should start heading over Cheer? are we still going to study tonight?
ToniToniToni: What are y'all studying? Advanced Anatomy? {eg}
PurpleHayes: don't you mean "study"
LeeMonster: lol@Toni
UCSDWicca: *tasers lee*
UCSDWicca: oops
ToniToniToni: WOO HOO
Cheer2Live: Yeah, Baby
UCSDWicca: sorry
Cheer2Live: *grins*
Cheer2Live: I told you.. Oral Fixations
ToniToniToni: *looks at Lee lying, twitching, on the floor*
LeeMonster: Hey! What did I do??? *confoozed face*
PurpleHayes: come on over Lee, I'll solve your problem
Cheer2Live: hayes, Lee isn't a brunette
LeeMonster: You mean it Hayes?? Don't lead a poor girl on :-(
LeeMonster: Cheer, have you been tokin' again??
Cheer2Live: how else would I know Tara's magically delicious?
ToniToniToni: !!!!!!
PurpleHayes: yes Lee I mean it
ToniToniToni: are we tokin? Cuz I wanna come
Cheer2Live: No!! I;m not getting kicked off my squad! sheesh
PurpleHayes: need you ask?
Cheer2Live: come or cum, Toni?
ToniToniToni: Either, really
LeeMonster: I'm on my way Hayes!
Cheer2Live: So... you heading over, Tara?
PurpleHayes: you did last night
ToniToniToni: mmm. i know. {beatific smile}
UCSDWicca: i'm on my way... so i guess i'll say g'nite to everyone else
UCSDWicca: it was nice meeting you
ToniToniToni: come back soon T!
UCSDWicca: keep a candle lit for me cheer
UCSDWicca: i will
PurpleHayes: nice meeting you Tara
Cheer2Live: I will, honey
UCSDWicca: nice meeting everyone
LeeMonster: Bye Tar! Nice meeting you! :-)
PurpleHayes: just a second
ToniToniToni: *second*
ToniToniToni: that's it
*AUTOHOST: //UCSDWicca has left the room.
--END CHAT LOG--
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"Hey, party in my eye socket and everyone's invited!" - Xander
"You know Buffy: sweet girl; not that bright." - Willow
"The earth is definitely doomed." - Giles
"I got mad skills!" - Faith
"I'm not worried...?" - Buffy
-- Chosen -- Buffy 7x22 -- Final Episode --
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