Fwd: [DawnSlash] Totally OT - But Fun

[GHRDR <ghrdr@xxxxxxxxx>]

--- Misty <mistystheone4000@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> From: Misty <mistystheone4000@xxxxxxxxx>
> Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:56:41 -0700 (PDT)
> Subject: [DawnSlash] Totally OT - But Fun
> 
> Just for fun:
> 
> Cool Bumper Stickers
> 
> -Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. 
> 
> -A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited
> inventory. 
> 
> -Horn broken, watch for finger. 
> 
> -My kid had sex with your honor student. 
> 
> -If at first you don't succeed, try not to look
> astonished. 
> 
> -Help wanted telepath: You know where to apply. 
> 
> -I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've
> got. 
> 
> -Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're an
> asshole. 
> 
> -I'm just driving this way to piss you off. 
> 
> -Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle
> drugs.
> 
> -Keep honking, I'm reloading. 
> 
> -Hang up and drive. 
> 
> -Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. 
> 
> -Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. 
> 
> -If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they
> made of meat? 
> 
> -Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 
> 
> -I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather did,
> not kicking and screaming like his passengers. 
> 
> -Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" till
> you can find a rock. 
> 
> -I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. 
> 
> -The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 
> 
> -We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get
> worse. 
> 
> -Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! 
> 
> -Make it idiotproof and someone will make a better
> idiot.
> 
> -I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing! 
> 
> -He who laughs last thinks slowest! 
> 
> -Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
> else. 
> 
> -A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 
> 
> -There's too much blood in my caffeine system. 
> 
> -What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? 
> 
> -Assassins do it from behind. 
> 
> -If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
> 
> -Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 
> 
> -I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. 
> 
> -Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out
> alive. 
> 
> -I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute
> of it. 
> 
> -Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
> 
> -Few women admit their age...few men act theirs. 
> 
> -We have enough youth, how about a fountain of
> SMART? 
> 
> -Change is inevitable, except from a vending
> machine. 
> 
> -"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
> 
> 
> 
> Misty
> Michelle Trachtenberg Nexus
> 
> 
> 
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=====
Ghrdr
Lurking Gator, Mad Torturer...1st Class, C-I-C of the Viking Pigs, Arch Duke of Hell(in training)

There can be no great genius without a touch of madness, in my case I'm a bit more touched...

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