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::redheaded
roadrunner pokes head out of winter cave:: Hey
all ::yawn. . .meep, meep:: I was
up with Shadow last night plotting as usual and while she was typing up this
memo, I was poking through the archive and downloading the Gutter Reports and
memos. Can you believe that, with
replies, there are 172 of them!!!!
::Roadrunner shakes head at the crazy little comma:: Anyhoo, I’ll be formatting them for
mass consumption sometime this week (The replies are optional) but I guess the
problem is we have no place to house them. While poking through my filing cabinets I discovered that
each and every one of them is full!!
You see, *someone gutter-dwellers* decided it would be a good idea to
store their winter supply of nuts AND jungle juice there. ::glares menacingly at the now
chuckling Phantom Chipmunk and Jedi Koala:: Sneaky little so-n-so’s. So
Anyway. . .just pass along suggestions on or off list. You can always get me on AIM at
Kimbertvs and Shad can be found lurking under Wolffalke. Oh, and one more thing. Can the person who ‘liberated’
my...er...THE GUTTER’S official Feathered Pink Boa and fuzzy ‘bat-sized’
Handcuff Construction Set please return it to my office in the Gutter Proper
(and keep your paws off my personally autographed picture of a certain hacker
in leather and stillettos. . .I just got it reframed after the incident with
the demonic elvis impersonator cabbages decided to barge into my office and do
their own rendition of ‘Hunka Hunka Burnin Love’. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get the
nancy-boy hair gel washed out of my Louisville Slugger? No, I don’t think so!! ::mumbles incoherently
about rotten little cabbages in white 70’s flare suites::) There’s a batch of new gutter dwellers
being driven down sometime this week and as you all well know there is a
manditory Feathered Pink Boa and fuzzy ‘bat-sized’ Handcuff Construction and
Correct Usage class conducted the minute they get off the Hover-tanks and
settled into their dwellings. Your
humble bard and Rodrigo's dedicated love slave, ~~Kimber List
Gutter Lust Goddess (yeah I've finally given into my fate), Official Noodle
wetter and distributor, Vice President and Treasurer of the Riley/Oz neutering
society and garden club, Masked Road Runner (meep, meep!!), Personnel Recruiter
for all main gutter and sub gutter affairs, keeper of the Crazy Little Comma,
Official Tormenter of the Phantom Chipmunk and her Band of Crazy Nuts, Proud
supporter of the Mad Poet Society and the Troll under the Bridge. Proud
Member of the BtVS Writers Guild:
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