Re: Gutter Report Back Issues/Archive

[GHRDR <ghrdr@xxxxxxxxx>]

--- ShadowDrake <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> TO:  All Interested Parties.
> FROM:  Director of Public Safety and Chief
> Mischief-maker.
> SUBJECT:  Gutter Report Back Issues/Archive


Then there is Gator& my self-appointed
idea-bouncer-offer  well one of a handful or so that
usually get pounced on when Im in the mood to plot
and am lurking on line searching for someone to
torment.  Aside from being the official Assistant
Chief of Public Safety and well known attack/cuddle
Gator of the Golden Slayers little sister& he is also
a firm believer in bribing the hacker to keep the
chosen one busy while he practices his death rolls
on Dawn.  


 But, it's fun being the idea-bouncer-offer for you.
I get to hear all the lastest plots while they are
still in production. As for being Assistant Chief of
Public Safety... the job perks are the greatest.
Having unlimited access to all sub-branches of the
Gutter is fun. You never know when the urge to smuggle
something may hit. Plus, having second dibs on the hot
tubs in the Gutter Offices rocks.

 For the newbies, let it be known that I am in full
charge of the lovely Gutter Swamp located on the East
Border of the Woods and Outback. I only charge a small
fee to guide you out if you get lost. Be warned, I
lead all Spuffy, Reily and Muttboy shippers to the
quicksand plains, so check your travelling companions
before you enter. If I find one in your group then
I'll lead all of you there because you might be
contamiated by assoccation.

 As for my most excellant Viking headgear.. When you
are in charge of the Viking Pigs you got to look the
part. Besides when helping to operate the water ballon
catapult you just got to have the right look to be
taken seriously.

 About the charges that I am bribing the Hacker are
totally false. The Hacker would never lower her
relationship with the Golden Slayer for a mere bribe.
She just calls me at 3am when she has to have whatever
rare herb she needs for her spellcasting because I
know all the plants growing in the Swamp. The Hacker
actually approves of my relationship with the Golden
One's sister.

=====
Ghrdr
Lurking Gator, Mad Torturer...1st Class, C-I-C of the Viking Pigs, Arch Duke of Hell(in training), Dawn Summer's "Offical Cuddle Gator"

There can be no great genius without a touch of madness, in my case I'm a bit more touched...

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