To all Gutter Dwellers,
We have an emergency! Shadow, our resident
Vampire Fruit Bat and Sam Koala have been KIDNAPPED!!! After several weeks of
searching through the vampire tomato patches and turning mouthy cabbages into
coleslaw as well as conferring with our resident Gator who has also been
searching for them.
We have come to one incontrivertable truth...
the evil adults in concert with the Spuffy 'shippers have kidnapped Shadow and
the Koala. Either that or they don't have bail money! ;-) Thusly, as VP of
Lawyerial Affairs I'm releasing Bo-Bo the Attack Lawyer to track Shadow and Sam
down who also have the were-Hacker's favourite chew toy!
Quin, I'm taking out Bun-Bun my hovertank and
I'll not stop searching night and day until they both are found. Also I'll be
borrowing several nuclear powered cole-slaw launchers just in case I run into
any evil adults or Spuffy 'shippers or even worse......Joss himself (for
the evil he called S6 & S7).
TTFN,
Bill Gopher
Vice-President of Monetary
Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Middle Finger of the Hand of Chaos Card Carrying Member of GWBNS (Get Willow and Buffy Naked Society) Resident Gopher in the List Gutter and Woods Outback Proud Papa to Matthew and Alex Gopher Willow: "It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in." Buffy: "I kinda love you." --'Choices' Community email addresses: Post message: buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Subscribe: buffywantswillow-subscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Unsubscribe: buffywantswillow-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx List owner: buffywantswillow-owner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Shortcut URL to this page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/buffywantswillow Official archive for the list: http://www.ikoly.com/fanfic Other links to Buffy/Willow fics: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/buffywantswillow/links Yahoo! Groups Links
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