Anyway, here we go.
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer is owned and copyrighted by Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy and 20th Century Fox Television. Supergirl and others are owned by DC Comics (with licensing for Buffy and Co. with Dark Horse Comics, a DC Division). I do not claim ownership; just temporarily borrowing the characters and their lives.
Spoilage: Um… not really? Post S7 for BtVS; between issues 55 and 56 for Supergirl (Vol. 3).
Warning/Rating: R. Nothing too graphic here.
Distribution: Just ask first. RTF version available.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Supergirl
FanFiction by Phoen Dusk
Spike: Here we are, fight fans, The Slayer vs. the Argosian.
Buzz: Oh, sod off, you poof of a vampire. Let a real demon do the play-by-play.
Spike: This from a wanna-be badass who fell in love with the blonde do-gooder.
Buzz: Hello, pot? This is kettle. Check a mirror!
Spike: Advantage of being a vampire. Can’t.
Buzz: Bloody… just get on with it.
Spike: Right. This battle is to determine who is the better hero: The Slayer, or some tart who thinks she’s Superman with a nice rack.
Buzz: “The” Slayer? Last I heard, there were about a thousand of little girls who could claim that title, you peroxided wanker.
Spike: Big deal. Your “Supergirl,” from what I hear, can’t even fly. How “Super” is that?
Buzz: So she’s not up to full strength yet! She died!
Spike: Big deal. Buffy’s died twice, and she comes back stronger. Seems more like "Sortagirl" than "Supergirl.
Buzz: You lousy-!
Spike: Watch the flames, mate! I’ve already been incinerated once!
[Arena Floor]
Buffy: Can you believe those two idiots?
Supergirl: Not really. I still can’t figure out why he’s tagging along.
Buffy: Just don’t sleep with him.
Supergirl: Who’d ever want to have sex with a blonde, British, egotistical prick like that?
Buffy: Um…
Supergirl: Oh. Sorry.
Buffy: Eh, water under the bridge.
Supergirl: Please, don’t mention water under anything.
Buffy: Uhm… okay. So… you wanna go get a mocha?
Supergirl: Sure.
[Broadcast Booth]
*sounds of fighting lessening*
Spike: Damn it all… they left!
Buzz: Never send a vampire to do a real demon’s work.
Spike: Right. That’s it.
*renewed sounds of fighting*
Willow: "It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in."
Buffy: "I kinda love you."
'Choices'
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