From: Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>
To: <buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: ~Buffy*Wants*Willow~ FIC(let): Buffy Summers: Student of Hannibal
Lector
Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 14:14:42 +0200
Greetings,
BWAAHAHAHAHAA!
I _FOUND_ It.
Recall, some of you, a few months back, or weeks, it's all a blur, man.
COLORED BLURS, MAN!! YOU DON'T KNOW MAN! YOU WERN'T THERE!
Ahem. Some time back I did that little Buffy Vs Hannibal Lector ...thing.
Said it wasn't my first. Promised, if I found it, I'd repost the first.
Can't remember how or why I did it, just know I did.
So. I present:
Buffy Summers, Student of Hannible Lector
'So my dear, how goes the hunt?'
'A Jewish Wiccan tried to befiend me. I ate her with some fava beans and a
fine kiante.'
'Most impressive, most impressive indeed. How did she taste?'
'Scrumptious. We're hooking up again this weekend for more. She says the
champagenge tickles her skin.'
'Er...my dear Elizabeth-'
'Buffy. Call me Buffy.'
'Sigh...BUFFY..I don't quite think you quite have a firm grasp on the finer
points of cannabilism.'
'What? You said eat her, I ate her. In fact I ate her, she ate me. Fun was
had
by all. What's the wrong?'
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I'm here till Thursday.
I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet
I was born modest, but it wore off.
-Samuel Clement(Mark Twain)
Look upon my work ye mighty and...ah skip it.
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-Mad Hamlet