Challenge! Can you write to a bb script?

[badbard <de_badbard@xxxxxxxxx>]

Hokay, time for an evil yet fun fanfiction challenge for all the bards out there.

 

Write a B/W first time fanfiction meeting these 6 ever-so-easy requirements:-

 

 

1) Willow must say at some point: "My canines are no pointier than anyone else's canines! Here, feel for yourself!"

 

2) When B/W have their 'first time' there must be no bed/couch/chair/carseat/table/ground/tombstone/levitating of any kind involved. And yeah. That makes it challenging! Where will they do it?

 

3) Buffy must express that she loves Willow without using the 'love' word or the famed 'I kinda love you' saying or equivalents. An equivalent would be: "I kinda really dig and like you and more than like you". You get the idea. *EG*

 

4) Giles must say: "I may be a Watcher, but I refuse to watch this...tripe!"

 

5) At some point there must be a 'static electric shock' given by one character to another.

 

6) Buffy must go to say: "I need my Willow" and at the last second change 'Willow' to some other 'W' word. Like 'Window'. Or 'Weather'. Or 'Waterloo'. Or anything really! ;)

 

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Okay, I remain anticipatory of hopefully more than one clever bard answering this challenge in style.

 

And hey everyone, post more challenges or themes or requests in general! Fun times.

 

bb

 

 

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