Re: Gutter Report April and May 2004

["ebailey140" <ebailey140@xxxxxxx>]

We at DISH are working with the Koala Kult on a settlement of the 
SPORK controversy.  We've suggested coordinating our efforts, as 
we've found drunken orgies to be a very effective deprogramming 
tool.  While it has been pointed out to us that deprogramming 
methods may run contrary to our goals of Inter-Ship Harmony, we 
stress that our goal isn't to eliminate any Ship, just promote 
peaceful co-existance.  

Updating the Studtounge Slayer issue, we'd especially like to thank 
Tidal Wave for negotiating a settlement with the Hacker, where she 
has agreed to share the Studtounge with the Golden and Dark 
Slayers.  The Hacker still has issues with all three Slayers passing 
around a certain Key like candy, even thought the Key in question is 
enjoying the attention.  "I know she's yummy, but it's kind of 
icky", the Hacker commented.  The Hacker also seems to have taken 
issue with the Studtounge Slayer over "that incident with Harmony", 
with the Studtounge Slayer dismissing the controversy with "Hey, I 
was curious".  The Golden Slayer just shrugged when asked to 
comment. 

E 



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