Missing Scenes From Smashed

["ebailey140" <ebailey140@xxxxxxx>]

BUFFY'S HOUSE, upstairs

Buffy, Xander, and Anya are checking Willow's room.

Buffy:  Hmm...  Guess Willow and Amy went out.

Xander:  Well, if you've been a rat for three years, you probably 
need to get out of the house.

Buffy:  True...  And Willow needs to have some fun, herself.  

Xander:  Yeah...  She was already in a funk before Tara left.  

Amy:  Think she and Amy will be an item?

Buffy:  Huh?!!!

Xander:  Anya...  I'm pretty sure that's not what Willow's thinking 
about.  

Buffy:  Yeah!  She and Tara just need some time apart...  They'll 
work things out...

Anya:  Maybe.  Maybe not.  In the meantime, there's going to be more 
sexual tension around here than there was already.

Buffy:  Again, I say huh?!!!  

Anya:  Tara's left.  So now, it's just you and her living here.  
Well, Dawn, too, but she's underage...

Xander:  Anya...  We talked about this...

Anya:  Well, it's true!  She'll be under the same roof with Buffy, 
and they're both single!  (to Buffy)  Personally, I think you check 
her room to make sure she doesn't have the ingredients for love 
spells around...

Buffy:  Wait...  Just because Willow's gay, now, doesn't mean she's 
going to put the moves on any woman that's around...

Anya:  You're not just any woman.

Xander:  Anya...  Actually, that's a good point.  She HAS been going 
overboard with the magic. 

Buffy:  C'mon...  I am SO not her type...  She goes for big, chesty, 
girls.  She doesn't want petite...

Anya:  What about that?  (motions to Cruel Intentions poster in 
Willow's room)

Xander:  Oh yeah...  She said it was that scene in the park that...  
Well...

Buffy:  Lot of tongue and saliva, I know.  OK, fine...  She has a 
thing for one petite actress...  (annoyed)  That she goes on and on 
about...  But still, that has NOTHING to do with me.

Xander:  Except for your whole "She doesn't like petite" theory.

Buffy:  Yeah, but...  C'mon, I don't look anything like that...

THE BRONZE

Amy:  I've missed this place.

Willow:  First time I've come here since Tara left.  

Amy:  You OK?

Willow:  Yeah...  Just been sulking around the house, lately.  And 
there's only so many times I can watch American Pie.

Amy:  What?

Willow:  Oh, it's one of those teen sex comedies, but for some 
reason, Buffy can't get enough of it.  She's always gushing over the 
band camp girl.  (annoyed)  Oh, look at me, I'm so cute, and I talk 
dirty, and I stick musical instruments in strange places...  
Hmmmph...





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Buffy:  "I kinda love you."
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