Re: Praise and complaints

["Mad Hamlet" <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>]

Greetings,

> > What is with all the hate for us Spuffies?

BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL INCARNATE!!

The absolute putrefying sin of Beelzebub's very heart does pulse and throb
with the bile cast off from the collective maw of Spuffy darkness.

Lucifer, that great fallen king of plains screaming in the collective agony of
all time, does himself weep openly before Spuffy loathsomeness.

Your very existence blots out, casts asunder, disgraces and besmirches the
highest of most holy expressions and, sending your filth to the first morning,
dims the light of the dawn of creation.

Gibbering obscenities, putrid, smirking, whispers, threats of soul-rending
doom are the highest poems and greatest spoken works compared to your own
blasphemous mutterings.

Does not Sameal turn away his face to not look upon ye?

Does not Sauron hide himself in the deepest shadows of Bara-Dur to flee thee?

Do not the Troll Gods flee to escape thee?

Does not Khorne burrow beneath his copper throne?

Does not Slannesh call your pleasures obscene?

Does not Tzeentch flinch away from your knowledge?

Does not Nurgle pull away lest your ooze contaminate even him?

Does it not appear obvious that you are rightfully hated?

Does it not strike you that are shiftless and unworthy?

Does it not crawl across your minds that you are putrid?

Does it not seep into your very bones that crawling, oozing miasma of
awareness, whispering into your ears every night as you sleep, knowing you are
damned as none have ever been?

Does it not strike you that I'm bullshitting as few have bullshitted before?


I think you're asking the wrong question.

A better one would be: Why are Spuffies the scapegoats?

Well:

A. You advocate a male in the pairings. Femslashers don't go for the corn-dog,
blazing hot or room temperature.

B. Spike is, quite easily, the most over hyped, overplayed, character NOT by
the actor but by the writers and others behind the scenes. Masterson did very
well with what he had. This all adds up to the conclusion-

Spuffy's are the biggest god damn bulls eye in the shooting gallery. 

I doubt anyone really HATES advocates of other pairings.

If they do-

They're a few marbles short of a bag.

Their elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

They're a few flapjacks short of a breakfast.

Their zoo has lost a few monkeys.

Their KFC chicken has only nine herbs and spices.

They're doing of The Dew has done little.

They're processing Celeron speed.

They can call for their Mom and their sister and be expecting only one person
to enter the room.

If you catch my drift.



> > Keep an open mind and an open heart

No.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet


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