Re: "Wolves at the Gate" pt. 1

["ebailey140" <ebailey140@xxxxxxx>]

--- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Jason Cleaver" <argo@...> wrote:
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> --- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Patrick Sanders"
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> Don't get too excited. This is Joss, remember? Mr no-one-is-allowed-to
> -be-happy-ever? Anyone want to take bets on whether she dies by the
> end of the arc? 

Or, Kennedy shows up and steals Satsu, both of them getting fed up
with their non-committing girlfriends.  :)

Willow:  NOW, look what you did!  Kennedy LEFT me because YOU decide
you're into girls and then won't commit...

Buffy:  Excuse me?  I'M not the one who left my girlfriend for six
months, never brought her around, and fooled around on her with
some...  snake goddess thingie...  

Willow:  Um...  There were... circumstances, with that...  And,
anyway, you're not even GAY!!!  And, why didn't you TELL me?!!!

Buffy:  How was I supposed to TELL you?!!!  You fell through the
ceiling before we'd even gotten out of BED!  

Willow:  Awkward moment, I know...

Buffy:  What was I supposed to do?  Send you a telepathic message? 
"Um, Will, I'm being intimate with a woman for the first time and I
don't know what I'm doing...  Could you give me some pointers?"

Willow:  That would have been...  more awkward...  Look, quit
distracting me with thoughts of you learning how to...  You're not GAY!!!

Buffy:  No...

Willow:  Then, what were you doing...  well...?

Buffy:  Eating pussy?

Willow:  Yeah!!!  Oh, bad thoughts...

Buffy:  You're WAY too into labels, Will...

Willow:  Labels?!!!  Look, you're either straight or gay!  No middle
ground!  You CAN'T just...  love somebody and be attracted to them
regardless of gender...  Well, obviously YOU can...  

Buffy:  Really, it's not like I haven't been dropping you hints since
the third issue...  Or since the first season, according to some people...

Willow:  Stop breaking the Fourth Wall, Buffy!

Buffy:  I wanted to ravish you at the end of "The Harvest"...

Willow:  I SAID stop breaking the Fourth...  You wanted to ravish me?

Buffy:  Yeah...  You know, just got done with a lot of Slaying, and,
you know...

Willow: "Hungry and horny", yeah...

Buffy:  Would have been kind of awkward, though...

Willow:  Yeah...

Buffy:  You were wearing the "Straight" label, then...

Willow:  Yeah...  No!  I wasn't straight!  I just...  THOUGHT I was
straight!  I'll have you know I made a special effort not to look over
girls who I was friends with in the shower after gym class!

Buffy: (amused)  I remember...  Sigh...  You looked so cute making a
point of not looking at me...  Hoping I didn't notice how your nipples...

Willow:  Stop...  remembering that!  And why were you noticing what
my...  body parts were doing, anyway?!!!

Buffy:  I told you, I...

Willow:  Look...  I don't care what you did with Satsu, you're not
gay, by your own admission, so therefore...  (cut off by a kiss)

Later, in now very sweaty sheets...

Buffy:  I KNEW I should have done this years ago...

Willow:  But...  You're not GAY...

Buffy:  I'm gay for Willow.  How's that?

Willow:  But, you can't just be...  Ahhh...  Mmmm...  Yeah...  Hey, no
fair!
 



Willow: "It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in."
Buffy:  "I kinda love you."
                      --'Choices'

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