Item 5:
The misfiring of the water balloon catapults...
according to the beautiful
winged Dark Gremlin that was an accident. The
catapult in question
mysteriously misfired twelve times at the Chosen Two
and their Wicca escorts
resulting in an impromptu "wet T-shirt" contest.
The aforementioned
catapult has a history of a hair trigger firing
pin... the fact that the
catapult was reloaded eleven more times after the
first misfire is still
under investigation. However the Dark Gremlin has
assured me that it was a
misfiring and the Shade Wearing Koala and
Trouble-making Were-Badger with
camcorders just HAPPENED to be in the area and were
only doing their civic
duty by recording the whole misfiring incident so it
would not happen again.
And amazingly the Dark Gremlin, Shade Wearing Koala
and the Trouble-making
Were-Badger were able to give their statements with
a straight face and
reframed from laughing until they actually stepped
outside my office. I
think all three for their consideration on that last
point.