Re: Help: Small Confused Person

[keeper444@xxxxxxxxx]

To whom it may concern;
Ah...Ahem excuse me but I feel I simply must speak out in my own
defence. I take umbrage at being called a trouble maker. 

I do not repeat not cause trouble. It is not my fault that a certain
unnamed ex-May queen has accidentally lost her attire and was force the
extremely tight and somewhat revealing leather outfit, that's all I had
that fit her and no I don't know how that bucket of used harley tranny
fluid got there or how her regular clothing became covered in it. 

Also if you will recall at the last party she never once complained
about wearing it when on the back of a certain scooter and the driver of
said scooter was more than happy to pull over to the shoulder to let her
remove them when it became uncomfortable.

Honestly, I don't understand how anyone could say that a fun loving
semi-retired scooter tramp, were-badger like myself was a trouble maker
and I don't know how those cows got up there or how the goats got in the
owls tree or how the monkey's tree got forked or how that furry ring got
in the hot tub while listmum was away. 

Besides the bat was in charge according to the ancient
were-badger/scooter tramp handbook she who holds the keys to the liquor
cabinet is in charge. Come on Shadow how about some back up tell them
it's not my fault, everybody else was there too.]:-P

BTW sorry about that pile of badly damaged PETA and PET-R people just
outside the vampire tomato patch, we was just playing with them and oops
they broke, sorry...NOT. 

They were mean to us were-folk saying our human sides were oppressing
our animal halves, so I let the badger come out and play. I heard one of
them saying something about a bat bite and craving a banana.<EG>

Anyway that's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Hey Sammy you old jungle
juice chuggin' Koala how about a little help here.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfic, thank you for your
support.

Later 
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot, 
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, 
part time trouble making were-badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
and holy spook)
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