Re: Help: Small Confused Person

["Brian Harvey" <honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Well, since I'm awake I'll give you a ver, very brief run down. For a 
complete map and tour guide please see the Director of Public Safety.

The List Gutter is that part of the list where all the weirdos, crackpots, 
freaks and plain ol' folk you just can't drag there minds out of the gutter 
(no offense guys.) hang out. The Gutter is overseen by the Secretary for 
List Gutter Affairs, the Vice President of Monetary Embezzelment and 
Lawyerial Affairs, the Security Chief, and other parties. Trouble is caused 
in the Gutter by scooter trash, Gutter-Canadians, Guttershoremen and 
numerous other VERY shady characters. Everyone in the Gutter worships the 
pantheon of Listian Goddesses and Gods, at least they should because those 
deities work real hard for a little love.

The Demented Fruit Bat and Sammy the Koala are both residents of the rear of 
the List where one can find the Woods Outback. Among other residents are a 
bunny-slayer, vampire teddybear, redfox, her cousin the shyfox, an escaped 
circus monkey, a pair of lobster, a badger or werebadger, I could never tell 
the difference, a family of gophers, the United Vegetable Empire, A society 
of mad poets, let's see who am I forgeting? um, a tribe of Amazons, I know 
Kirayoshi has an alter ego I just can' remember it...And yours truly, Gus 
the Grizzly.



HonouredFool I
President Gutter-Canadian Benevolent Society, International Brotherhood of 
Guttershoremen, High Priest of Listianity, Gus the Grizzly, Chairperson of 
the Shyfox for Queen of the Universe Campaign.
Supporter of all our wonderful bards.
Proud Member of the BtVS Writer's Guild ~~Because Fic makes anything 
possible.


PS If you are interested in getting a cow off the roof of city hall I'd 
appreciate it-- they keep looking at me funny. And for god's (or goddess's) 
sake watch out for People for the Ethical Treatment of Riley (PET-R)! I 
wouldn't want you to get caught in the line of fire.
HF
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