Fanfic Challenge; S * C * O * O * B * S

[Jim_D_Means@xxxxxxxxxxx]

It's Fanfic Challenge time!

Given that the show is now in hyper-intense mode, and liable to remain so for the rest of the season, it falls on the fanfic writers to handle the lighter stuff. With that in mind, I propose the following challenge!

S * C * O * O * B * S
The One Where Buffy Finds Out

The set-up; Recast the principle characters of Buffy The Vampire Slayer as the Friends. Buffy and Willow, naturally, are Ross and Rachel(you sort out which), Xander is Chandler, Anya is Monica, Spike is Joey and Tara is Phoebe(sorry, Tara, but she was the only one left). Put them in the same apartment complex, with the same interpersonal relationships. 

Specifically, Buffy and Willow are constantly missing their chance to connect, while the rest of the Friends know that they belong together. The story must end with Buffy and Willow, despite their best efforts, finally realizing that they belong together.

The story must have at least three of the following;
1) Tara referring to Buffy and Willow as each others' 'Lobsters'
2) Jokes regarding how fat Anya used to be(similar to the Monica fat jokes)
3) Spike getting a job in the VH1 biopic on the life of Billy Idol
4) Oz or Riley showing up briefly as Willow or Buffy's hapless latest date
5) Reference to Xander stealing Willow's Barbie doll when she was five
6) The gang gathering together at the Espresso Pump
7) The story MUST end with Buffy and Willow in their own bedroom, and one of them MUST be wearing the gold bikini Princess Leia wore as Jabba's slave in 'Return Of The Jedi'

Could this get any more fun?

Kirayoshi



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