Re: [Re: [Re: FIC: Ashes05-Cryptic (1/2)]]

[Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>]

Greetings,

*Hello, my name is thoth and I'm an....angstoholic. 

See? admitting you have a problem is the first step in a long, terrible
healing process that, if you're really really lucky will be made into a
Docudrama someday and that will expose your dirty little secrets to the entire
free world. Isn't THAT something to look foward too?


*Yes, I admit it. But it's all *his* fault. *He* corrupted me. 

Damn straight. One must have a hobby after all.


*I was perfectly happy, wallowing in the
*chocolaty goodness that is Buffy and Willow mushdom, when *he* came
*along,with his heart-rending plotlines and emotionally devastating *dialog.

Look on the bright side, now all the B/W mushdom really looks a
lot..err..brighter now after seeing how dark it can be.

*Are you happy now, Mad? Well...ARE YOU!! 

Ecstatic. 

*YOU DID THIS TO ME!! IT'S YOU!! IT'S ALWAYS
*YOU....BWAAHAHAHAHA <ahem>

Yeah, and I'm spreading too. Like E.Coli. Only no where near as friendly.
Ain't that right Shyfox?

*What?....No, doctor, that wasn't me. Are you sure it came from my
*cel....uh...room? I took my medication, see? Yes, doctor, I'll be good, I
*promise. Goodnight, doctor.

If the Doctor is ONLY dressed in the lab coat, has red hair and green eyes,
she doesn't _Want_ you to be good you silly foob.
She want's you to be bad.

No not with you. She just wants to kick your ass outta the hospital so she can
drag that blonde nurse into your empty room and..and..
Well..you just think about that a bit.

What..you thought she wanted _YOU_? 

You are mad!

No..wait I am. 

Heh. Sorry. You're merely off your rocker.

*I'll get you, Mad-Hamlet, and your little dog, too, hehe.

I'm afraid you're going to have to live with dissapointment Thoth. You see...


I have no little dog.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet

Do not cross a storyteller.
A storyteller is, perhaps, the most powerful thing in all of creation.
At their beck and call they have the powers of What Might be, What Could Be,
What Should Be and What Will Be.
All anyone else has is What Is. 
All the pontential versus mere reality. 


-Mad-Hamlet