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Re: The Bonding Thing 2: Comfort /FEEDBACK
Hey All,
I've been a wee bit indisposed entertaining family the past few
weeks, all gone now. I logged on Caught sight of the Bonding Thing
2... so I quickly searched for the first story read and then read
this one and..
Oh ... My ... God. Computer screen had a coffee bath.
It was great and twisted and completely insane. Buffy's innocent
bonding comments and Willow's response about it 'being kinda gay'
Oh man. Anyway. Very well written.
--- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "ebailey140"
<ebailey140@a...> wrote:
Title: The Bonding Thing 2: Comfort
Writer: E
Email: ebailey140@a...
Category: Comedy
Spoilers: Pretty well the entire BtVS run
Summary: Buffy and Willow must confront the Most Terrifying
Slashfic Cliche, which their Ship has managed to avoid for the
most
part.
Willow: Sob!
Buffy: (holding Willow) It'll be OK, Will... I'm here... (kiss)
Xander: (walks in) Willow! What's wrong?
Buffy: She and Kennedy had a fight. I'm comforting her. (smooch)
Willow: Oh, Buffy... (smooch)
Xander: Um... This fight wouldn't happen to be over these
smoochies, would it?
Willow: Sniffle... Sob! (buries her face in Buffy's cleavage)
Buffy: Xander! Can't you see she's hurting?
Xander: Yeah, but... OK, she's nuzzling your neck, now.
Buffy: And I'll give her however much comfort she needs, for as
long as she needs... Mmmm...
Xander: Um... This kind of comfort looks like it could lead to...
Buffy: Sex? Of COURSE, it will! It always does.
Xander: Huh?!! What do you MEAN, always?
Buffy: Jeez, Xander... Sigh... When it's adventure types like
us,
whenever someone's being comforted by someone of the same gender,
it
ALWAYS leads to sex.
Willow: Yeah, Xander, don't you know anything? Yeah, right
there...
Xander: So, you two have... comforted each other like this
before?
Buffy: Well, DUH! We do it all the time.
Willow: We've been through a lot of traumas, you know...
Xander: Neither of you ever comforted ME like that! Or ever let
me
comfort you like that! I'M the Comfortador...
Willow: It doesn't work that way, silly!
Buffy: Yeah! You'd have to be comforted by Giles, or something!
Xander: What?!! Wait... How long have you two been comforting
each other like this?
Buffy: Oh... Remember the first time you guys ran into
vampires?
Willow was totally traumatized by that...
Willow: But Buffy was very comforting. (smiles) And, she gave
me
my first orgasm! Then, I got to comfort her when we found out
Angel
was a vampire!
Buffy: Then it was Moloch... Had to do a lot of comforting,
there. And the Prom, that year? First, I had to comfort her over
you, then I had to comfort her over finding those bodies, then SHE
had to comfort ME over the prophesy, then over the trauma of what
happened with the Master...
Willow: Both before she left for the Summer and after she came
back. Oh, remember the time you broke a nail?
Xander: Ooooh K... And you just figured out you were gay three
years later?
Willow: Hey, those were all very traumatic events!
Xander: So, what set off this fight with Kennedy?
Buffy: (grumble) It was all Kennedy's fault... Just an obvious
substitute for me, anyway...
Willow: Buffy!
Buffy: Sorry, Will... (french kisses her)
Willow: She wanted to know details about all our adventures
before
she came along... So, I told her.
Xander: Including all the comforting.
Willow: Yeah. A-and... (sniff) She started yelling at me...
unnngh... Oh, Buffy... That's very... mmmm...
Xander: And, you thought she'd be... understanding?!!
Willow: Tara was.
Buffy: Yeah! Tara helped Willow comfort me through a lot of
things. Like when you guys brought me back? I needed a lot of
comfort, then.
Xander: You and Tara both... comforted... Buffy...
Willow: We'd been comforting Dawn all Summer...
Xander: Dawn?!!!
Buffy: Yeah, I know, young, but just a few months younger than we
were when we first comforted each other... And then Tara
comforted
me during all that stuff with Spike...
Willow: I don't know what I would have done without you after
Tara
died...
Buffy: We both needed a lot of comfort, then...
Willow: We were all leaning on you, though... You were still
comforting Anya.
Xander: You WHAT?!!
Buffy: You left her at the ALTER!!! So, I HAD to comfort her!
Quite a lot, actually... Months...
Willow: Y'know, I think she was over it way before she stopped
asking you for comfort.
Buffy: Um, Xander... I'm kind of at a stage in the comforting
process where we need some privacy...
Xander: Fine... (leaves room and closes door, very shaken)
Giles: Ah, Xander. What's wrong?
Xander: Nothing! And I don't need comforted! (storms out)
Giles: Well... I'm glad to hear that. (walks to Buffy's door)
Willow: (from inside) UHHH!!! OHHH!!! BUFFYYYY!!!
Giles: Ah, Willow's had some trauma. I'll leave Buffy to it...
(goes do main entrance room)
Faith: (running up) Giles! Where's B?
Giles: She's, um, indisposed at the moment...
Faith: I need her...
Giles: What's wrong?
Faith: Robin and I broke up... And, um, I'm all upset about it,
y'know?
Giles: Ah... She's, um, comforting Willow at the moment, I'm
afraid.
Faith: Damn... Well, she could probably use some help? And then
they can comfort me! (runs to Buffy's room)
Giles: Sigh... Slayers...
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